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i... have a crush on you

Get in my DMs and show pole about it

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I love when fanfic authors are freakishly unhinged. "Yes, hello, I am here to write a heart wrenching story about relationships and mortality. My medium is Ducktales (2017)"

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IRENE & SEULGI 'TILT' The 2nd Mini Album – Image #1-1

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me, sitting on a throne barechested but wearing ornately engraved plate armor on my arms and legs and cloaked in fine almost translucent silks with an enormous snake draped over my shoulders: i got lost in the fantasy of this dope outfit and forgot what kinda post i was gonna make

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Red Velvet - IRENE & SEULGI 'TILT' M/V IMAGE #2

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May you all wake up to cock in your inbox

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damn that’s wild. Maybe the solution is gay sex

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*fantasizes about you fantasizing about me*

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the existence of "maybe", "perhaps", "perchance", and "mayhaps" suggests there should also be "maychance" and "perbe"

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Mutuals are welcome to hang out in their underwear or in the nude at my place ☺️

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can i be weird in a horny way real quick.

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“I don’t like this song because I can’t relate to it” skill issue. I’m mad at my husband I love my girlfriend I’m a lone cowboy I’m growing old I’m growing up I’m depressed I love my friends I’m perpetually horny I’m drunk at the club I love my husband again

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Why do I believe this on everyone but me

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mutuals should masturbate to one another. strengthens the bond.

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It's sad when the person you want to play pervert with isn't available to be a pervert with you

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I can tell youre knitting with no love in your heart i can see the hateful intentions in every stitch.