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I get that sex and drugs are fun but even im like. at least have a 3rd thing. at least one more hobby. you can have a 3rd hobby. this isnt a purity thing this is a some of u are fucking boring thing.

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the morbius jokes got stale fast but sony misunderstanding them and rereleasing the movie only to cause it to lose even more money was an all timer moment. we couldnt recreate that situation if we tried

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I think we as a society don't hate ads enough. We can always hate them more you know.

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40s album: sing and dance with marty magic

50s album: rock and roll with freddy doober

60s album: we're the funglers

70s album: bitchin' lady

80s album: invaders from coke and sex planet have taken over our band

90s album: keepin' it freezy

00s album: two shakes from the dog

10s album: how it is

20s album: feminine gall

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Case in point...

RFK is going to kill more people.

I'm so tired.

There was a single case where an incision was made, but the procedure was halted shortly after. Most of these cases were caught late, during surgical prep, but current safeguards still prevented premature harvesting. It's true these probably should have been identified sooner, but RFK is clearly trying to make this into a horror movie instead of an issue of needing better protocols.

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they should make nervous systems that are less nervous

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the paul mccartney is dead conspiracy theory is the funniest thing in the world because i feel like if he did die and the beatles did replace him like parents replace a gold fish and the new guy managed to look exactly like him and play left handed bass, piano, and vocals in the same style and produce the same quality of music consistently for 30+ years then it'd be honestly rude to mention it at that point. like he's earned it let him have it

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Despite the president’s sagging approval rating overall, a Gallup Poll released Tuesday confirmed that Donald Trump’s support remained overwhelmingly strong among working-class American pedophiles. “Even though his polling numbers among Americans who are not sexually attracted to children have hit a second-term low, the president’s approval rating is still an impressive 80% among child rapists with household incomes between $30,000 and $80,000,” said polling analyst Lily Willis, explaining that Gallup’s results indicated that Trump’s agenda still spoke to the large number of Americans primarily concerned with kitchen table issues like whether or not they’ll be able to afford 13-year-old prostitutes.

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being a trans man will open you up to new types of infantilization you've never even heard of.

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Keep in mind that the term "native" often appears in early Zionist literature, and it was always in reference to the Arab population in Palestine. Zionist intellectuals at that time always saw themselves as Europeans and were more honest about their colonial ambitions, because most of these thinkers lived during the time when the scramble for Africa was occurring, why else would Herzl seek an audience and later write a letter to Cecil Rhodes?

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so true

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President Trump has packed his faithful supply of hand make-up for his trip to Scotland.

Photographs of Trump meeting European Commission President Ursula von der Leyen on Sunday reveal that persistent bruising on his right hand continues to be covered with heavy concealer.

The president was announcing a trade deal between the U.S. and Europe when cameras panned to his hand.