possessesnightshift
possessesnightshift
Polemical Notions
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Just a Jesus-loving ex-marine <333
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I believe this whole heartedly with my full chest
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possessesnightshift · 47 seconds ago
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possessesnightshift · 3 minutes ago
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got stopped at the bathroom the other day and they asked me to go to the other bathroom and i wasnt feeling the hassle so i did exactly that and i got asked to leave again and i said mate i was just asked to leave the other bathroom and the copper goes well whats your sex? and im like intersex. and they go well we dont have intersex-specific bathrooms so can you just go to the disabled one cause that's a medical condition so I'm like sure. whatever. and then when i came out another copper scolded me for improper usage of the disabled bathroom??? glad to see the supreme court ruling is coherent and respects trans & intersex people.
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possessesnightshift · 5 minutes ago
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possessesnightshift · 9 minutes ago
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I cannot stand to listen to the average person around here talk about food. stop recommending me peanut butter substitutes. no I'm not trying to lose weight. no you are not "naughty" for having two slices of pizza. leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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possessesnightshift · 11 minutes ago
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possessesnightshift · 24 minutes ago
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im joining the war on gross disgusting pornographic content on the side of gross disgusting pornographic content
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possessesnightshift · 29 minutes ago
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you're strictly monogamous? should we tell everyone? should we throw a party?
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possessesnightshift · 47 minutes ago
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Watch: John Cena continues, “So, let’s try this one more time. Close your eyes.” 
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possessesnightshift · 49 minutes ago
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Mastercard and visa have reported to a couple news outlets that they are currently being swamped with calls and complaints. Keep up the pressure and try to (politely) insist that you leave a complaint via phone instead of letting the rep direct you to emails. It's way easier to be overwhelmed by a much smaller number of calls so each one counts for a bit more!
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possessesnightshift · 57 minutes ago
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king do you have any good transmasc music recs? like music made by transmascs who arent singing about bugs or other virgin shit
no its all bad im sorry
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possessesnightshift · 1 hour ago
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when sartre said "hell is other people" he failed to mention that heaven is also other people
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possessesnightshift · 1 hour ago
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No one wants to talk about how intimate jump starting someones car is.
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possessesnightshift · 2 hours ago
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please, mr. jepsen is my father, call me maybe
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possessesnightshift · 2 hours ago
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the thing about the smiths is that i wish i knew less about morrissey because it discredits some of the lyrics. "it's so easy to laugh it's so easy to hate it takes strength to be gentle and kind" is such a banger and true line but i don't trust it coming out of morrissey's mouth. like i don't believe that you believe that
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possessesnightshift · 13 hours ago
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possessesnightshift · 13 hours ago
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MAGA: “But they might name Bill Clinton too!”
*everyone shrugs*
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