i just reblog whatever i find funny or cool or important, enjoy the fuckin' ride friends (pssst you looking for art stuff? head over to @possiblyawesomedraws )
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
Text

Pizza Index strikes again.
Trump is trying to play this like he and his administration had no knowledge of Israel's attack on Iran, but the Index never lies.
47K notes
¡
View notes
Text
but before you can date me.. you have to defend me in my 7 evil legal cases...
35K notes
¡
View notes
Text
"I did it for you" has gotta be my favorite form of betrayal. You gave me a gift I never asked for, and now I have to look around at the world you destroyed with the knowledge that it was gift wrapped and addressed to me.
56K notes
¡
View notes
Text
cant believe im a real person what the hell. the good lord will just make anybbody
28K notes
¡
View notes
Text
(opening the authorâs works page after finishing a fic) and if im lucky theyâll have written this exact same fic but different a bunch more times
33K notes
¡
View notes
Text
đ You are not bound by the Hays code.
đ You are allowed to have evil characters who are not punished by the narrative by the end of the story.
đ You are allowed to have evil characters who win.
đ You are allowed to have evil characters who make evil look fun and cool.
đ You are allowed to make your fun, cool evil character the protagonist.
đ You are allowed to glorify, romanticize and eroticize evil characters and villainous acts.
đ You are not obligated to teach your audience a moral lesson.
95K notes
¡
View notes
Text
hello all i come to you with our first mer design for the pirate au!!!


vesper!!! she, along with her brother are purple lion fish!!! and no i didnât give her space buns bc i canât draw them for the life of me
12 notes
¡
View notes
Text
some highlights from my studentsâ romeo and juliet modern interpretation projects:
- someone made a username for friar laurence with 420 at the end - the same kid who put 69 in romeoâs username like i wouldnât know what either of those things mean - the girl who added âcleanâ at the end of all the songs on her juliet playlist like lmao girl i know spotify doesnât have the clean version - the kid who said romeo and juliet killed each other - the weird dichotomy of kids who put love story on their playlist vs the kids who choose bad blood - the kid who wrote âget a roomâ as tybaltâs comment on romeoâs couple pic - the kid who said âromeo is probably one of those douches who follows a ton of people so they follow him back and then he unfollows all of themâ - the one who legitimately used the word âalrightyâ do kids say this in their text messages???? i thought i was the one talking like an elderly person but okay - the one who made romeoâs username âmontagooseâ - the only kid who acknowledged that posting about your secret relationship on instagram was a bad idea - the girl who wrote that romeo would unironically say â#blessedâ. sheâs right. - the one single solitary girl who wrote mercutio as gay as shakespeare did (sheâs also the only one who used mercutio at all which is a tragedy but whatever) - the one who wrote romeoâs insta bio as âthus with a kiss i die⌠LOL RIP ME đđâ - the one who made benvolioâs username benvoliYO
147K notes
¡
View notes
Text
(Spoilers for recent starblings lore)
Real footage of me when the worm said âweâ

22 notes
¡
View notes
Text
god imagine being vesper right now. you had to watch as someone else took control of your brother of your twin and pretended to be him and you were blind and didn't realise for. for long enough. and when you did figure it out? there was nothing you could do about it you had to watch as this thing this creature this demon used the voice and face of the person you love most to taunt you, tell you in excruciating detail how they will puppet around the person you care most deeply about and if you attempt to stop them?, or god forbid, tell anyone? they will wither away this body to a husk and you will have to live with it. There is no good option here, you will lose your brother and you will look into his face and remember the words that demon told you and you will never see him the same again. he is at the whims of a demon. and you cannot help him.
44 notes
¡
View notes
Text
we are artfulrenegades chat and we know no box
33 notes
¡
View notes
Text
this is why evren and vesper need a secret twin handshake to deploy when one of them starts acting weird, like me and my twin
24 notes
¡
View notes
Text
Actually the chat being a demon parasite that slowly infects the streamer is . insane. Amazing choice artful j renegade I applaud you. gonna be thinking about this.
42 notes
¡
View notes
Text
bald michael afton putting vesper through the horrors is something i never thought would happen on a silly star smp
24 notes
¡
View notes
Text
*Working on the oregon au and wondering if what I'm writing is too intense/dark*
*tunes into lore today and hears Art's monologue*
...Yeah. I'm all good, actually. I'm solid. I'm in the clear.
25 notes
¡
View notes