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Your Imperial Majesty, your party is so swag

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any of you guys got a lighter i could borrow mines dead

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do it elon. you will be reincarnated as anything other than elon musk

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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Wait, Elon and Trump slap fighting online is our Reagan death day present? Awww, you guys! You absolutely fucking should have, keep fighting, you bastards, I hope you both meet the consequences your actions have earned you.

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The democratic party would rather try and whitewash the nazi billionaire who mainstreamed nazi talking points buying twitter, promoting hate speech, promoting anti Semitic conspiracies about jewish people pushing the “great replacement” or whatever the fuck, boosted Donald Trump, and well so much more shit. Than literally do anything that their progressive anti genocide base wants.

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i get off the internet for ONE DAY for my LSATs and find out abt everything that happened via trump mpreg ft hatsune miku

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aquarium advertisments say stuiff like discover the longtooth grouper this friday

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Having a much older, much more experienced person tell you you're doing well in your shared hobby is better than crack, especially when the hobby tends to be 80% retired ppl. Like, hell yeah I'm gonna get a good grade in birdwatching and I'm not even 50. Child prodigy moment

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I mean, fuck, I like bed. I like sleep. I like cozy blankies I like napping, I like to eep. I like Z catching and wink catching and counting sheep. I like doing beddie bye shit. Snooze it? Honk mimi

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Lesbian Subaru ads from the mid 90s/early 2000s

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I’ve had a tumblr for 4 years what the fuck am I doing with my life