possumkingluca
possumkingluca
the universe's favorite punchline
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a little guy here for a little time (He/They/It)
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possumkingluca · 24 days ago
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it's a moral failing to still be a harry potter fan
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possumkingluca · 1 month ago
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They should block chatgpt on uni WiFi the way they used to block coolmathgames
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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I have been saving this since last year. Happy Earth Day everyone.
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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you can even run from trainer battles now. pokemon hit and runs happening in the lawless streets of paris
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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tag the oc who writes poetry
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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we usually think of mood as a scale from 1-5, but there's actually a negative scale too, where the frown turns back into a smile, but just a little insane !
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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Tragic. Tumblr user made a good point but was unnecessarily condescending about it. Will not be reblogging
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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What if you went grocery shopping and the produce section was just missing?
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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sometimes i wish the gay people in my phone were gay people in my house. where i could give them snacks and blankets and hear the sound of their laughter
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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blocked because your interpretation of that character doesn’t match the way they act in my bedtime narrative i imagine when i’m falling asleep every night
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possumkingluca · 2 months ago
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might fuck around and drink the daily recommended amount of water
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possumkingluca · 3 months ago
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possumkingluca · 3 months ago
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I am deeply offended that they still haven't made an official Sommie plushie for me to buy
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They are the size of a bread loaf and weigh two peaches
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