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Is this anything

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chill guy who uses trendy colloquialisms: hey man ive got some news thatll knock your socks off

guy who is neurotic as fuck: [taking off his socks as fast as possible]

demons that haunt socks: close call billy, one of these days we're going to get you, it's only a matter of time

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*im seen exiting a restaurant with my entourage. the press start crowding me, shoving microphones and cameras in my face and without prompt i lean in and start talking* "i consider all male drug dealers to be a type of girl, and i—" *before i can get anything else out, one of my bodyguards hurriedly scoops me up in his arms and i giggle kicking my legs sweetly while he runs to the limo where my distressed PR specialist is waiting with the door*

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they're fucking banning being emo 😭😭

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Waddles’s newest friend

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very funny and poignant post! amusing stuff. unfortunately i remember you being mean to one of my pet girlmutuals eight months ago so i do believe you to be in league with ghouls and devils

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real and true

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Diagram of my kitten who fell asleep on my lap that i drew through tears. Pleawse. I cant get up

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well. hm

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The Onion pulling zero fucking punches.

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me, cuddling with my girlfriend boner style: oh ? what’s this?

her, ashamed: that’s not mine

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my jewish fandom ass wants to write an essay about how Stan Pines is the perfect deconstruction of antisemitic caricature characters–initially we think he’s this tricky, stingy, money-obsessed character, and that’s played for laughs, but then later it’s revealed that he was forced into that lifestyle and mindset out of a desperate need to save his family. (Echoing the experience of a lot of Jewish people who were historically forced into professions like moneylending as the only way they could make a living, provide for their families, and escape destitute poverty. Which then was weaponized against them in the creation of viscous antisemitic stereotypes and tropes.)

I want to write that essay, but I feel like a lot of people on this website would willfully misunderstand me

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i'm warily excited by people responding to your project with "damn, i wish there was something like this for transmascs"? i deeply respect your decision to keep the transfeminine review focused on your passion and interest rather than artificially broad (if anyone disagrees with it i'll fight them), and i hope that the explosion of excitement over your work leads to more trans folks taking inspiration and joining you in reading/reviewing/promoting work by trans authors and artists. rising tide raising all ships and such. i know seeing your website certainly excited me, and made me want to go out and find more trans lit!

I really really appreciate hearing this ❤️ thank you

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