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“Black-Briar Mead is just fine, if you need something to wash the dirt off a riding horse’s hooves.”

–Sabjorn

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tumblr are you telling me something

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Having ADHD is that your brain either feels like

Or

And it can switch in a matter of seconds.

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fnv doodles

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LouieVanPatten.com

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One of my favorite yuri related things is actually this Japanese article I found once that was like. Directed at younger himejoshi. So I put it through google translate because I was curious and it had a bunch of tips like "if you have a friend who is also a yuri fan... maybe you can go see a movie about girls together! But REMEMBER. Be sure to let her know in advance if you want to be 😳 more than friends 😳" and I genuinely thought it was so funny and cute that it was like "WARNING: we know manga likes to string things along but you cannot do that in real life you need to make your intentions known" LMAO

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Girl I love you 🥺

[Carrd 🃏]

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Penis Envy and the six other Penis Deadly Sins

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why small kittens are always either the most pathetic or the most evil creature you've ever seen

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"sexualizing or fantasizing about real people is bad" is still my favorite tumblr opinion

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judas was probably like "jesus has pulled off so many wacky things, he'll get out of this one lickity split, and i get three shiny coins out of it, too"

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i feel like a lot of the 'i hate kids' crowd would be more tolerant if they understood that due to a kid's limited experience of the world that 4 hour flight might just be the longest they've ever had to sit still for or that trapped finger might literally be the most pain they've ever felt in their short life or they might not have ever seen a person with pink hair ever so of course they want to touch it or nobody's told them yet that they can't run around the museum and they only just learned cheetahs are the fastest animals so of course they want to put that to the test. how were they supposed to know etc etc.

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cmon child safety lid you know it's me