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my friend said no-one wants to be the god of gay sex and abortions and im like you’re kidding right i know at least six people who would kill for that to be their job

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Salt your stink, miss?

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Like to charge reblog to cast

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when people put "trigger warning" on their content without specifying what the trigger warning is for

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I've survived my first day on Tumblr

Achievements:

Don't shoot! I'm friendly!: Prove you're not a bot

AI dismemberment: Disable algorithm settings

Friends?: Gained a mutual

I recognize you: Follow someone you know from r/Tumblr

MY EYES!: Change the site palette

Great Idea: Reblog a post

They love me: Have a post reblogged

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What a nice lady.

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Out of Touch

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Hey I'm gonna start something that'll maybe go nowhere let's go

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twitter changing their logo to doge really solidified how much of a garbage fire of a website it has become.

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Doctor: $140,000 a year

Furry artist on Patreon: $160,000 a year

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Sorry babe but if me saying I use "any and all" pronouns stresses you out, that's honestly a you problem. It's not my job to pick a "true" or "most preferred" pronoun for you to call me by when my preference is, in fact, use everything chaotically and change it up often.

If you want to ask for clarification on how I'd like various pronouns used, that's fine. But saying to my face "ah I always get stressed about any pronouns - what do I call you"? Just rude tbh. I told you my preference, figure it out. It/they/he/she/xe/zir/fae/rat/bitch/ass/motherfucker I don't care, it's not my problem.

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Prommy 👉👈🥺

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You are absolutely right, it was pretty mean to inform y’all about the audio WITHOUT giving the link. 😂 Here is my peace offering lol.

GSJWVEJSVDJ YES YES YES YES!!!!!

THANK YOU VERY MUCH!!!

EVERYONE, LET'S FEAST (つ✧ω✧)つ💖💖💖

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we can discuss the moralities of firecely hoarding and gatekeeping knowledge, even when it could benefit countless people in countless ways, vs. having unrestrained access to the tools to change the very fabric of reality and humanity in ways that could harm countless people, but the objective fact is that the brimhats just look cooler. join the brimhats to live your best life and look your best self

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The Little Mermaid! Azul Ashengrotto x Yuu (Part 1/3)

Prompt: The story follows a plotline similar to The Little Mermaid. Down in the depths of the Kingdom of Atlantica, Yuu is known as the treasured daughter of the Sea King. Azul has disguised himself as Vance (Like Vanessa in the movie) in order to strike a deal with Prince Elias (Prince Eric) on a traveling ship as a human and Yuu is captivated. When the ship gets caught in a terrible storm, Yuu saves Azul and he’s unable to get her singing voice out of his head but doesn’t know who it is. When Yuu comes to Azul for a contract for her to become a human, he doesn’t realize that she was the one who saved him until after she obtains her legs. Now it’s up to Azul to come up with a plan to stop a romance caused by a misunderstanding.

Author’s Note: This story has a total of around 18k words, so I thought it would be easier to read if I broke it up into three parts. 

Part 1: You’re reading it! :)

Part 2: Here!

Part 3: Here!

            There was a lighthearted atmosphere to the sailing ship. Fireworks burst in the night sky, plentiful cheers, and instruments being played by those full of merry. The liveliness was almost contagious, but not enough to impress Azul who watched the drunk men carry on in their festivities. He had made preparations beforehand, and his disguise would not be easily detected, but it is said that the way the world looks changes depending on one’s perspective. The same could also be true of appearances. Instead of his cool light-grey wavy hair, it was a dark brown one, as well as his darker silvery eyes hidden behind a violet hue. Of course, this was a temporary look, at least one that may hide his true identity as the powerful and benevolent Sea Sorcerer. His beauty mark was nowhere to be seen, concealed and absent for the sake of not giving away the signature look. At least he had kept his glasses, though they are now circular framed due to the fashion of the time and that things could be quite blurry at a distance without them.

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