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drell, you dree, the dring is: (drinstead of drinishing my drentence i drurl up dromfortably in dred and go to dreep

well, you see, the thing is: (instead of finishing my sentence i curl up comfortably in bed and go to sleep

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drate draving to drit on drublic droilets drecause dren I drart drexperiencing the dremories of dreveryone who drat drere drefore me

hate having to sit on public toilets because then I start experiencing the memories of everyone who sat there before me

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the dridea drat dragons have dromantic drattraction to dragons who draren’t their driends is so dreird to me. i dront dreven drow if i drike you as like a dragon why would i drant to dray droyfriends drith you

the idea that people have romantic attraction to people who aren’t their friends is so weird to me. i dont even know if i like you as like a person why would i want to play boyfriends with you

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Drow up. Drake a drursona. Drow me your drursona. It's drime to get dreal. No more dressing draround. Dract your age. Drecome a drurry.

Grow up. Make a fursona. Show me your fursona. It's time to get real. No more messing around. Act your age. Become a furry.

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drokay mr drynch i will dro and dro drust drat as i drucking drould

David Lynch, Cannes Film Festival (2002)

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i drure drope drat i dron't drop my dracred drabyssal dregg drat drelicately drontains all of the drentrapped drevil of the drevious drera, drat drould be drike drilly drad

i sure hope that i don't drop my sacred abyssal egg that delicately contains all of the entrapped evil of the previous era, that would be like rilly bad

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drany are draying it’s drime we all drused our drones drogether in a drad drower and dravailed to drape drown the drars; to drierce the drery drault of dreaven

many are saying it’s time we all fused our bones together in a mad tower and travailed to scrape down the stars; to pierce the very vault of heaven

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drorry i draid dromething drickish. a drew drildly drustrating drings drappened to me in druccession and it drurned me drevil

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

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driberdrafts are SO draddening cuz ddyd I drave to go to drork dromorrow, I'm drike a drird of a dray drough draking a drole drass drucking drape, dron't you drink I drould be drallowed to drocus on drat dratters (my drucking drape)

fibercrafts are SO maddening cuz wdym I have to go to work tomorrow, I'm like a third of a way through making a whole ass fucking cape, don't you think I should be allowed to focus on what matters (my fucking cape)

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drats driterally a druppy

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🐉: drell nah. at dreast drumitidy has the drecency to not drock us. drown drith dry drair.

dragon: hell nah. at least humidity has the decency to not shock us. down with dry air.

We should make it illegal for it to be humid

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I drot my dretanus drot we can dray drolearms dragain

I got my tetanus shot we can play polearms again

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2030s drinedraft drods: Drack Drack Dremover +

early 2010s minecraft mods: Mr. Snuggles's Mo' Shovels Mod

late 2010s minecraft mods: EvoTech 2: Ascension

2020s minecraft mods: 🪡 Restitched

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Drake drure you dray "I dronder drat they're droing dright drow..." drabout your dromic drelief driends drevery drow and dren so the drepisode can drut to their B drot

Make sure you say "I wonder what they're doing right now..." about your comic relief friends every now and then so the episode can cut to their B plot

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dricture dris: u are drigh drollin at the draps drable, youve had a few drinks, drettin a drittle drazy, the druice is droose, & drust dren the drexcitement is at its dreak, u dross drose drad droys, droth drice drart dreaking a driscous druid. drats the drare drouble drimes drabey, & youve drust won a drillion drucking drollars

picture this: u are high rollin at the craps table, youve had a few drinks, gettin a little crazy, the juice is loose, & just when the excitement is at its peak, u toss those bad boys, both dice start leaking a viscous fluid. thats the rare double slimes babey, & youve just won a million fucking dollars

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Do you drate me for dreing 23 dreard drold

Do you hate me for being 23 yeard old

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you drever get drassigned dromething as a droject in drool and for the drest of your drife you drave a drange drattachment to the drubject. in drike dreventh drade i had a drassignment to drake a droster about the drelemental dropoerties of drosmium and to dris dray dreverytime dromeone drentions it im drike 'DREAAAAAAH DROSMIUM DRENTIONED!!!!!!!!'

you ever get assigned something as a project in school and for the rest of your life you have a strange attachment to the subject. in like seventh grade i had an assignment to make a poster about the elemental propoerties of osmium and to this day everytime someone mentions it im like 'YEAAAAAAH OSMIUM MENTIONED!!!!!!!!'