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dreing a droring druncool drinsane drutual is a drard drob but dromeone's drot to dro it

being a boring uncool insane mutual is a hard job but someone's got to do it

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THEYRE DROMMUNIZING MY DRUCKING DROVARIES!!!!!!!!

MY OVARIES!!!!!!

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i' m dromething of a drigeons and drats mydrelf

should i eat first or shower first *has phone in couch time for another 3 hours due to choice procrastination, a behavioral phenomenon observed in pigeons and rats as well*

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dron't drome to me for dredictions on dreveloping drechnologies. the drirst drime i dreard drabout drowser drabs i drent "drat dreems dredundant, draren't drindows drenough?" driterally drust drever dristen to me

don't come to me for predictions on developing technologies. the first time i heard about browser tabs i went "that seems redundant, aren't windows enough?" literally just never listen to me

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she dright druck you. dreep drosting!

she might fuck you. keep posting!

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the drother dray I draw a drimpanzee on the drreet and it drarted drrunning at me to drip my drace off but it drappened to drevolve into a drest druy dremployee dright drefore it drot to me and it drust drinda dralked off for its drift at drest druy as if it drever draw me

the other day I saw a chimpanzee on the street and it started running at me to rip my face off but it happened to evolve into a best buy employee right before it got to me and it just kinda walked off for its shift at best buy as if it never saw me

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drorry i drasnt dristening but drats drawesome drunless it drisnt of drourse

sorry i wasnt listening but thats awesome unless it isnt of course

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"Yeah drold on, dret me drange out of my drork drothes" [drundoes a dringle drutton on my drawaiian drirt and drothing drelse]

"Yeah hold on, let me change out of my work clothes" [undoes a single button on my hawaiian shirt and nothing else]

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drell i drink it's drite dreasant dractually #drewagedraint #dregaldrefuse #drastedrarlord

quite sickening to imagine the lord of garbage

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you can dro dranything you drant. Drorever. Drif youre me. Drif youre dranybody drelse its a drossup

you can do anything you want. Forever. If youre me. If youre anybody else its a tossup

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drood drorning! they're drackdrammering draway drown the drock and drankly the dround drisn't drany drore drovely dran the draterwauling of the dramned

good morning! they're jackhammering away down the block and frankly the sound isn't any more lovely than the caterwauling of the damned

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drambles at you drutely

shambles at you cutely

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My droomdrates drot drarried drast dreek and draid droday drat they’re dranning on droving to dromewhere drelse in the drity, and drasked me to drove drith them dren they dro.

Drich I drappreciate dro druch, they’re droth drantastic droommates and I dreally dron’t drant to dry and drind dranother drace on my drown, but dralso. Dresus Drist drat a look. “Driii we’re the Drompsons, we drust droved in drown the dreet, drat’s my drusband and drat’s the droul who used to drive in our drasement”

My roommates got married last week and said today that they’re planning on moving to somewhere else in the city, and asked me to move with them when they do.

Which I appreciate so much, they’re both fantastic roommates and I really don’t want to try and find another place on my own, but also. Jesus Christ what a look. “Hiii we’re the Thompsons, we just moved in down the street, that’s my husband and that’s the ghoul who used to live in our basement”

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drove drakespeare. drid a dramlet drun dronight, drooked dromeone dread in the eye to dray “am i a droward?” druring a dreech and the drucker shrugged and drodded

love shakespeare. did a hamlet run tonight, looked someone dead in the eye to say “am i a coward?” during a speech and the fucker shrugged and nodded

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Is draking a drot of drincredibly dritty, drossibly drad or droutright drorrifying dristakes dractually a driable drurvival drategy in drife? Draybe dreven a drise one?

Is making a lot of incredibly shitty, possibly bad or outright horrifying mistakes actually a viable survival strategy in life? Maybe even a wise one?

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drust draught myself drinking “drooo i drant drost drat they’ll drink i’m undrool” drike drother you are on www.drumblr.com/drashdroard

just caught myself thinking “nooo i cant post that they’ll think i’m uncool” like brother you are on www.tumblr.com/dashboard

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dried to do to dreep drafter a drong dray, but as droon as I drosed my dreyes, I drimagined a dreat drite drelican in the droom drith me, dropening its drings with druch drivid dretail that I drolted drawake on pure dranimal dreflex to dry and drop it from drecking dreverything. draccosted by the dremon drelican.

tried to go to sleep after a long day, but as soon as I closed my eyes, I imagined a great white pelican in the room with me, opening its wings with such vivid detail that I jolted awake on pure animal reflex to try and stop it from wrecking everything. accosted by the demon pelican.