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please don’t forget to drink water and get some sunlight because you’re basically a houseplant with complicated emotions.

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me when toph invented metalbending:

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Here’s to Danny Phantom, the first superhero whose main power is to Die On Command

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i dropped off my resume at this place at 1:15 and got called for an interview at 1:45 holy dang

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When you get a new laptop are you assigned a new fbi agent or do you have one assigned for life?

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Me: *Catches myself being judgmental* Me to Me: I did not raise u this way

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2018 is the year of recovering from the past 5 years in every possible way

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new olympic sport: the contestants must sit on their legs until they fall asleep and then run down a flight of stairs

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I’m tired of my 20s I would like to be 30 and flirty and thriving 

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sure ya don’t

(x, x)

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you: the 2005 pride and prejudice is garbage

me, an intellectual: