postapocalypticorpheus

[postapocalypticorpheus]

giving the mutuals a mango 🥭

[postapocalypticorpheus]

ppl in the age of cell phones: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of books: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of textile art: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of picking lice: fucking up their necks

ppl in the age of cooking: fucking up their necks

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I'm keeping an eye out for heat stroke in my area and I can't figure out what a full body flush would look like on dark skin since all the pictures are just fake training pictures. Anyone have video/pics of a heat stroke flush on black skin?

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The computer is a machine built for looking at pictures of fish you wouldn't otherwise see. Anything else you can do with a computer was an accident and unintended

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The rats in our house got into our condoms and tore them all out of the packaging 😭😭😭

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Sent a 12 year old on a fake Hero’s Journey last week and holy shit he actually did it

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The problem with getting popsicles is then you have popsicles in the house and every time you feel bad (mentally, physically,) you think “well why shouldn’t I have a popsicle about it”

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Katniss: I’m not sure how I feel about you except I am willing to die for you and I will try to do so even though you told me not to and I really don’t want to marry you except I resent any implication of other people saying our engagement or love is fake and all things considered it’s a great option for me and also I don’t want to have children except one of the only good dreams I have is one where you are a father and also I’m not sure if I enjoy kissing you but I get mad that you don’t kiss me and when we get to kiss and it’s my idea, it makes me feel all hungry and warm inside and I can’t really handle romance but I think you’re so hot that if the world was different I would be pregnant right now and also I will truly crash out if you’re not around

Peeta: …. Ok! Friends forever!

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[postapocalypticorpheus]

what the fuck

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biblically accurate haymitch abernathy

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“Women don’t have rights in Iran, they are homophobic in Iran!”

A black woman’s dying body was used to incubate a fetus because the state said so and the Supreme Court, regurgitating debunked talking points, ruled that trans kids could be denied gender affirming care that is proven to save lives. Does that justify a foreign power bombing New Jersey indiscriminately? Like some of y’all don’t give a fuck about LGBTQ Iranians or women in that country because I never saw a people get free through just having their shit blown up

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i don’t know how to explain to you people that no matter what a country’s government is like i do not and will not support the US indiscriminately bombing that country’s civilians and i don’t know why that’s a controversial take tbh

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You can either take it easy, take it personal, or the secret third thing: Both. That's where you assume that whatever someone said, they meant it as an insult, but you don't respect them enough to care about their opinion of you.

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the more things change the more they stay the same

[postapocalypticorpheus]

STOP CENSORING SUBTITLES/TRANSCRIPTS/CLOSED CAPTIONS

LET DEAF AND NEURODIVERGENT PEOPLE READ “FUCK”