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nobody gonna slow me down

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Thinking about the werewolf from the hate mail Lemgo council pharmacist David Welman (1595 - 1669) got after being accused of being a werewolf

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Okay well when you put it like that now I’m sad we missed the chance for Cadaver Synod II: Anti-Commie Boogaloo

Clarence Thomas asked in the Trump case why they didn't prosecute past Presidents & he brought up an operation JFK authorized & there's Trumpites going "yes, what a perceptive question from Thomas, this is why he's on the bench" and everyone else going "yeah they didn't prosecute JFK because his head exploded in Dallas"

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Broke:

Belle has Stockholm syndrome because she falls in love with the Beast, her kidnapper.

Woke:

Stockholm syndrome was coined to slander a woman who had been in a hostage situation but openly criticized the poor police response which recklessly put her in more danger and escalated the violence. She was then belittled and discredited publically by the police for this.

So. Yeah. Maybe Belle does have Stockholm syndrome actually.

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When you get a friend to print the boarding slip

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I actually wasn’t going to reblog this, but it IS the perfect date for it.

people will really come into kink spaces and say you can't forcefem women like there wasn't a feature length movie about an elderly gay man forcefemming a woman as part of scheme to thwart an elaborate assassination attempt before the killer even determined their target

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Sleeping Beauty AU where the princess was born on a Leap Day, so when the evil fairy curses her to prick her finger “on her 16th birthday”, her family realizes that’s not the same thing as her 16th year of life and she’ll actually be in her 60′s when it happens.

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I was about to be irritated at a shitty "kids' education" website on 1770s clothing but then I learned that there's a staymaker buried at King's Chapel and now I'm just delighted to know the gravesite of a clothing worker from that era and I want to take him flowers

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parallel universe travel agency 🪐