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Please someone pick up Kiki so she can reach the top shelf.

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I literally keep forgetting there is a dapper lady beneath that mask. It's like I have two muses (but they actually have the same personality). One just looks the part of being unhinged, the other is a surprise.

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@contritioned let me hold your hands. let's pray nobody else has the misfortune of seeing her.

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        Lush  green  seeds       presented  on  his  blade  like  a  meager  feast  on  a  platter   —   one  could  perfectly  fit  into  one  hand.  Little  feet  dangling   &   continuously  bumping  against  the  man's  shoulder  when  Kiki  enriched  herself  with  the  meal.  Beak  opening  wide  wide  wide  ;  the  snack  disappearing  after  she  shoved  it  past  the  opening  with  vocal  hums.

   What  a  good  life  to  be  treated  like  a  tiny  princess.

       ❝  Ehhh,  yeah.  Small  Italy,  Big  Italy,  Huge  Italy,  Humongous  Italy.  Whateverrrrr  .  .  . ❞        Soon  grabbing  the  second  bean,  giving  it  a  thoughtful  inspection  before  nibbling  rather  than  devouring.       ❝  Will  we  be  there  for  a  while    ?    I  would  like  to  see  more  bones  than  the  last  time. ❞      Like  talking  about  the  weather,  really.  A  series  of  beak-boops  against  Frank's  head.  More  food,  please.

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Giving u and Kiki the biggest kissy I can

The  'Ki'  in  Kiki  stands  for  kissy.  (  And  it  is  there  two  times  )  .

kissy  kissy.

//  I  love  you  Metric  I  love  you  I  love  you  I  love  you

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ok i absolutely need to know what accents u all have pls reblog and tell me or comment or whatever I must know

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How adorable are you   ?

Kiki  is  80%  adorable.  Can  i  hug  you?

   ❝ WHAT DO YOU MEAN, JUST 80 %   ? ? ? ❞

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@wakesleft

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ENEMY SPOTTED.

manfred ligns up the shot..

       ❝  STOOOOOOOOOP  LOOKING  AT  ME  LIKE  THAAAAAAAT  MANFREEEED    !  !!  ! ❞   

Why  does  he  STILL  have  that  slingshot    ?  ?  ?       Head  whipped  from  side  to  side  in  concerningly  fast  succession    —    she  was  looking  for  a  place  to  hide.  A  pillar    ?    Maybe  inside    ?    Make  him  shoot  down  a  vase,  perhaps  THEN  will  Emmrich  realize  it  would  be  a  wise  idea  to  lock  up  every  weapon  in  the  Lighthouse.

    Yes,  the  slingshot  IS  a  weapon  in  the  former  wisp's  hands.

       ❝  I  WILL  TELL  YOUR  FATHER  ABOUT  THIS,  YOUNG  SKELETON    ! ❞

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prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. he was cast to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

PORTAL 2 PROMPTS

     Kiki  hardly  even  listened  to  him.       Too  busy  poking  her  leathered  beak  against  the  other's  head.  Not  hard,  but  just  noticeable  enough  for  it  to  be  annoying.  Poke,  poke,  peck,  peck.

 Poke,  peck.

   Poke  poke  poke.

      ❝ Weeeeell,  hello,  Prometheus.  You  have  yet  to  tell  me  some  of  your  knowledge. ❞

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oh, there goes another one.

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           Their  current  experiment       of  finding  out  if  living  lobsters  could  fly  was  in  full  process.  Between  them  :  A  sizable  crate  full  of  these  poor  animals.  Instead  of  throwing  them  off  a  cliff  to  prove  their  thesis,  they  settled  for  the  easier  accessible  option.  The  river.

     ❝ Yeah,  yeah,  trust  me.  I  know  they  are  able  to  fly  because  I  read  it  in  some  book  years  ago. ❞       Sending  another  one  on  its  Odyssey.      ❝ Look,  maybe  the  majority  of  them  are  just  juvenile   &   not  able  to  use  their  claws  right.  FLY  YOU  BEAUTIFUL  BEAST    ! ❞      Another  one,  a  large  specimen,  which  did  look  older  than  its  fellow  crustaceans.  Alas,  not  flying.  The  worst  part  of  it  :  those  were  saltwater  lobsters.

       ❝  HAHAHAHA  THAT  IS  FUCKING  STUPID  LET'S  GO   &   CRACK  OPEN  THE  REST  OF  THEM  INSTEAD. ❞

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when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don't want your damn lemons!

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         Enthusiasm         was  welcome.  Rarely  did  anyone  share  the  same  zest,  that  over-the-top  .  .  .  something.  Oh,  Kiki,  you're  worrying  over  the  dumbest  things.  Oh,  Kiki,  you're  making  such  a  scene  because  of  nothing.  Oh,  Kiki,  I  still  need  that  hand,  stop  it.  KATYA,  on  the  other  hand.  SHE  GETS  HER    !  !  !    Or  so  the  elf  thought.

       ❝  But  I  want  the  lemons. ❞        Kiki  recoiled  after  the  other  stated  their  plan  proudly.  HAHAHA  SHE  WAS  CRAZY  ANYWAY  WHATEVEEEER    (  You  can't  give  a  complicated  biological  process  lemons,  SILLY.  )  .  Still,  IIIIF  it  would  be  possible,  Kiki  would  want  ALL  the  lemons.  NO  GIVING  BACK    !  !  !

      ❝ I  WANT  TO  KEEP  THE  LEMONS  I  LIKE  LEMONS  I  MAKE  JUICE  OUT  OF  THEM    !    YOU  CAN'T  STEAL  MY  HARD  EARNED  LEMONS    ! ❞

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PORTAL 2 PROMPTS *  assorted dialogue from the 2011 video game, adjust as necessary

when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! make life take the lemons back! get mad! i don't want your damn lemons!

best case scenario, you might get some superpowers. worst case, some tumors.

science isn't about why. it's about why not.

the next test is very dangerous.

before the wright brothers invented the airplane, anyone wanting to fly everywhere was required to eat 200 pounds of helium.

to help you remain tranquil in the face of almost certain death, smooth jazz will be deployed in three... two... one.

please disregard any undeserved compliments.

all right, i've been thinking.

what am i supposed to do with these?

do you know who i am?

oh, i like this guy.

he says what we're all thinking.

you can head on back to your desk.

well, this is the part where he kills us.

hello. this is the part where i kill you.

i know you.

no! i'm not listening! i'm not listening!

you're lying!

you're not just a regular moron. you were designed to be a moron.

i am not! a moron!

now who's a moron?

could a moron do that?

i can't see it though. maybe it fell off.

do you want to go and have a quick look?

are you alive? that's important. should have asked that first.

i'm going to work on the assumption that you're still alive.

i'm just going to wait for you up ahead.

i'll wait one hour.

brilliant! go team!

i think we can put our differences behind us.

hi. so. how are you holding up?

good, that's still working.

here are the test results.

you are a horrible person.

i'm serious. that's what it says.

we weren't even testing for that.

don't be alarmed, all right?

good work getting this far.

i wish i could take it all back. i honestly do.

i'm in space.

if i were ever to see her again, do you know what i'd say? i'd say "i'm sorry." sincerely.

i am sorry. i was bossy and monstrous... and i'm genuinely sorry.

you made it through! well done!

okay, follow me. we've still got work to do.

what's happening?

okay... don't move.

so i've got an idea, but it is bloody dangerous. here we go.

they told me that if i ever turned this flashlight on, i would die.

they told me that about everything.

i don't even know why they bother giving me this stuff if they didn't want me to use it.

look at you, soaring through the air like an eagle.

i'm different!

prometheus was punished by the gods for giving the gift of knowledge to man. he was cast to the bowels of the earth and pecked by birds.

it won't be enough. the answer lies beneath us.

oh, it's dark down here, isn't it?

i'm proud of you.

now we are a family again.

that last test was seriously disappointing.

just work with me.

some of my best friends are actually orphans.

you look ugly in that jumpsuit.

that's not my opinion.

i'll be honest. we're throwing science at the wall here to see what sticks.

no idea what it'll do.

i knew someone was alive in here!

you'll know when the test starts.

oh thank god you're all right.

i thought you were my greatest enemy, when all along you were my best friend.

the best solution to a problem is usually the easiest one.

i'll be honest. killing you? is hard.

i had a pretty good life. and then you showed up.

you know what? you win. just go.

it's been fun. don't come back.

this sentence is false.

to be honest, i might have heard that one before.

you know, i'm not stupid.

i realize you don't want to put me back in charge.

i'm being serious. i think there's something really wrong with me.

we should get our stories straight.

no, we're not stopping!

don't make eye contact, whatever you do.

i feel awful about that surprise.

oh, that's sad. but impressive.

we're running out of time.

you've probably figured it out by now, but i don't need you anymore.

i'm afraid you're about to become the immediate past president of the being alive club.

the square root of rope is string.

okay, what you're doing there is jumping.

you know what? that's close enough.

you saved my bacon.

is this a jailbreak?

the next test is very dangerous.

it's been a long time. how have you been?

i've been really busy being dead. you know, after you murdered me.

you out having yourself a little adventure?

no, don't get up. i'll be right back.

you're unqualified!

what if this hurts? what if it really hurts? oh, i didn't think about that.

get your hands off me!

i can't see a thing! what just happened?

i don't have any bullets.

did you feel that?

you were busy back there.

that's funny. i don't feel corrupt.

i've got an idea! do what it says!

look how small you are down there!

do you have any idea how good this feels?

sorry, fellas. she's married. to science.

let me answer those questions with a question. who wants to make sixty dollars?

yes, all right, okay, this is getting tiresome.

well done. good. aren't you little miss clever. little miss smashy smash.

does it actually make you feel good when you do that?

it's not impressive.

what is this, like a hobby for you now?

i'm beginning to actually take it personally.

it's like an insult to me.

oh, there goes another one.

it's vandalism! it's pure vandalism!

it's just us talking like regular people.

are you going to open this door?

where'd you go? come back!

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Baldur's  Gate  III  Verse

 ▌  Having  worked  at  a  taxidermy  shop  in  Elturel,  Kiki  has  suffered  a  vast  number  of  abuse,  both  psychological   &   physical  under  her  boss  (  and  master,  for  she  sold  herself  to  him  for  her  family  to  ensure  a  stable  income  ).  After  the  Descent  to  Avernus,  Kiki  managed  to  flee  from  Otto's  tyranny.  The  elf  was  a  runaway  for  the  longest  time,  taking  jobs  at  various  shop  but  never  keeping  them  for  a  long  time.  Her  rather  eccentric  personality  made  it  hard  to  find  a  lasting  occupation.  Eventually  being  abducted  by  Mindflayers   &   now  having  a  guest  in  her  head,  Kiki  joins  the  party  at  the  Goblin  Camp.  

Personal  Quest    —    The  Taxidermist

Kiki's  personal  quest  is  all  about  revenge/figuring  out  how  to  mentally  break  free  from  her  former  master. 

 ▌  In  her  good  ending,  she  learns  to  manage  her  feelings  better,  overcomes  her  substance  addiction  over  the  duration  of  the  journey   &   begins  a  new  life  in  Baldur's  Gate.  ▌  Her  bad  ending  involves  travelling  to  Elturel,  finding  Otto   &   killing  him.  She  develops  a  thirst  for  righteousness,  joining  a  bounty  hunter  guild   &   working  as  a  hitman  in  her  old  hometown.

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"I don't think vampires eat meat. "

       ❝  I  don't  care  I  don't  care  I  don't  care  I  DON'T  CARE  I  DON'T  CARE  IDON'TCARE.    I    DON'T    CAAAAAAAAAAAARE    !    MYYYY  vampire  seems  to  ENJOY  it.  He  will  tell  me  if  something  is  bugging  him,  thank  YOU    ! ❞

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@bloodtwin they should never be in the same room ever.