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it’s about the journey not the destination

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u ever go to make a dark souls/elden ring dedicated server and realize ur the only 2 people in the world who own physical copies of these games?

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when the shitposting guna make the people in ur life who love u the most absolutely fucking livid at u is called “pansexuality” 😈😈😈

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me rambling to the customer service rep on the other end of etsy messages

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more powerful than any known estrogen

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go fuck yourself i dont want to talk to you

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my all time favorite fighting game is that one where everyone has a different health total but the round still ends in one hit

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this is the fundies nightmare

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movie was hella

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bro holy shit my career counselor just called me “cisgender adjacent””

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in the course of human bowel history has anyone ever had a shit so bad they died from it?

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every water treatment facility in the country is being run by 13 year old girls who don’t understand chemistry

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well she’s not wrong

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how to deal with having a “damaged” body 1) appreciate how u survived all those injuries 2) acknowledge that ur body’s damage is part of who u are and makes u unique

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how bout for a change something goes right?

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i’m not a “throw my whole cart at the wall” advocate but there is something unquestionably fun and beautiful about the days where u show up to walmart and they haven’t restocked any of the hot wheel mainline in months and u don’t even need to check the dates on the bottom of the cars and u just madman grab handfuls of this pink dine storine ass and canadian tire putt putt course ass bullshit

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i hate women. i hate all women. except for my baby who i love more than anything, and all those other women who i love but don’t really like, and those ones over there that i like but don’t love. but other than that i fucking hate women