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if i were dating you. well, heh. let’s just say horses wouldn’t be called ‘horses’ anymore.
hey what the fuck does this mean
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Why don't you start an only fans and sell pictures of you eating horses? People are into that
bc i dont eat horses????
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it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke
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Feed me estrogen from your hands like it's oats and I'm a horse
isuggesthorsefem
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If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it
If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me
Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

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Do you wanna be a horse?
If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it
If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me
Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

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If you're ever feeling embarrassed about feelings, remember that i, girl-detector, have at least two times recorded where i was a sopping wet creature about it
If i said [REDACTED] right away, things would be very different now, to a point where someone else may have started girl-detector instead of me
Girls are pretty, keep that in mind 👍

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people are always like “i have face blindness but i’m good with names” or “im terrible with names but i never forget a face” well baby idk how to tell u this but i am . bad at both.
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New sleep style: hitting the snooze button so many times that you sleep two additional hours in ten minute intervals. I call this Horse Sleep
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