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is this a fucking joke
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I don’t think I could forgive Nintendo for partnering with Notch. I know they haven’t even talked about the game they’re releasing yet, but the “hint” being a voiceline from kirby is horrifying enough
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Fuck the new updates, we’re rolling Minecraft back to 1.2.5, this shit’s gotten outta hand
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The second gun they’re adding is great and all, but I’d probably not use it. I like the first better and the snapshot on the second doesn’t cut it
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So. New minecraft subscription model huh.
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Ran out of Queue boys ):
I’m off work tomorrow I’ll stock up another three weeks or so then
New posts 8PM EST everyday, any asks answered 8AM, and reblogs/replies at 2AM
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Really glad they changed it to “Spaghetti and Meatball” caves. That name sounds a whole lot better.
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Twitter for Minecraft
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Still love the fact that the beta textures for airpods were in fact upside down Iron Boots
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If you put Prot4 on all 5 pieces of Netherite armour (Helmet, Shield, Boots, Leggings, and Chestplate), you can surround yourself in a TnT cube and survive it. You can also survive standing in a 1x1 space with 6 TnT Minecarts as well
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They’re talking about bringing the New 3DS and the Raspberry Pi versions of Minecraft back from the grave. No Apple TV tho ):
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New minecraft youtuber just dropped
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Oh no Steve’s being removed from Smash ):
Got kicked off the team because a creeper blew up one stage (Costing almost $1M USD in damage) and the Zombie griefed two other stages (costing another $3.4M USD in damages)
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They’re retiring the glowstone block ):
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Minecraft Steve is able to shit, but Alex can’t because that’s “improper” and “unladylike”
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Hold on it’s only the block
You can still get glowstone dust in the game
They’re retiring the glowstone block ):
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They’re retiring the glowstone block ):
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