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Graceful princess,

I'll make you blinded with my aura of frailty

Just a glance at me, and your eyes will be glued to me

With my pale skin and red lips, Vampire girl, kyun!

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new kid prefers his vampires to have more “kyun” in them

nobody knows what “kyun” is supposed to mean

this is my halloween post

bonus doodle for the funsies

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i thought up of one silly idea that involved my new kid evilly flirting with timmy and suddenly i accidentally started to ship them

like i’ve thought about their relationship progression beyond the fourth grade it’s that bad of an accident

i even drew these two on a whim based on my memory of how i designed their teen selves because i believed that they wouldn’t actually start dating until they’re both certain of their own and each other’s feelings

so basically ninth grade they start dating in ninth grade

i love me a good smart x stupid

has anyone else here ended up with an accidental oc x canon pairing because i just think it’s so funny to end up with something like that completely unintentionally

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i like the idea of my new kid’s name actually being dovahkiin and all the other boys thinking that it’s really fucking lame his parents purposely chose to name him that

at some point they don’t see it as appropriate to call him new kid anymore so they just switch to calling him d

like literally the letter d

but butters, as birthday twin privilege, gets to choose his own nickname for the new kid, so he goes with dokii because it’s cute

they’re budds n dokii :3

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i thought up of a horror-ish au in which the only things that are tying it together are the million c@sting song gege kairai and the title being “my silent mountain town”

because while quiet and silent are synonymous, they can still give off different energies depending on the situation

the main premise is basically through mysterious means, everyone within the town of south park disappeared overnight save for a select few who just so happened to be out of town when it happened

and kenny because he’s kenny

the select few ended up being the weed sons (tolkien invited stan to go on a trip overseas with his family) and the power hour (jimmy n timmy were at summer camp)

there may be like one more character to add to this list but i’m still teetering on whether or not i want a sixth character

stuff’s crazy and i feel crazy

crazy gonna crazy as said by trf

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nobody here will understand the grip upon me that is south park with idolmaster songs that mainly feature the younger idols of the franchise

like i don’t think there’s any other person here who will get the concept of a south park version of u149

no one else could see the doremi factory idea in their minds the way i do

romantic now by miria akagi i beg of you please give me the power to keep trudging on as i imagine these flat fuck paper cutout fourth graders in your stead

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★ Birthday Twinning Time ★

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new kid turns evil and uses his super epic powers to be a total dummy

all he wants to do is stir chaos n discord through boggling doctor timothy’s mind with his cuteness and telepathically sending him yaoi images

KILLER IDOL [DEFECT] is a pretty long name so he just gets called the [DEFECT] for convenience

i got a few more images here but like under the cut so look through em if you’d like ^w^

first day on the job and all he can think about is teasing that serious doctor

i like to think that one of his first really effective evil schemes is to kidnap doctor timothy in hopes that the freedom pals would collapse in on themselves without their highly respected leader

instead it caused cartman to out himself as a fanfiction connoisseur as he makes up his own romantically abhorrent scenarios of what’s going on

in reality the doctor is fine

he’s just been sitting and listening to the new kid babble on about his favorite things (he learned more about utapri than he desired)

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new kid proceeds to freak out over his favorite anime boy’s twitter posts as butters watches

Happy Wednesday!

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rewatching some south park episodes and screenshotted this moment where tolkien smiles right before it cuts to the next scene because i thought it was cute

like it goes by so quickly you can miss it like really easily

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i, evilly the blog owner, am publicly stating through this post that i share a birthday with butters by having my new kid also share this birthday just so they can be birthday twins

but then cartman comes along and ruins everything

i enjoy shitposting with plot sometimes

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when your mom buys you a new cardigan in your favorite color so now you wear it to school every day while also wearing the only love live t-shirt you own underneath (the owner of this blog owns only one love live t-shirt irl)

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Please don’t say you are "lazy"

Because you're actually crazy.

Just like how the swans

Kick their legs out of sight.

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it’s crimson dawn but make em k-on

their genres do not match at all and in k-on one of the members is a keyboardist which crimson dawn doesn’t have but i wanted to do this anyway because i said “white boy k-on” once and it stuck with me

there were so many scenes in that ed i could’ve used but i chose these because of the close-ups

they’re even wearing the outfits! because i wanted them to

it’d be fun to try and recreate the entire ed with them but like

that takes a lot of time and effort i don’t usually have the motivation for oof

!!original images under the read more!!

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sometimes ideas flow in as easy as ever

sometimes it takes a while

sometimes you have to compare a boy band to a girl band to get the type of idea nobody asked for nor wanted

and then you start on a new journey

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You're such a dummy… Hurry up and realize I'm right behind you.

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this is what happens when you enter south park as an idolmaster fan

i normally would not put this much effort into a silly idea but this idea hit me so hard i had to put effort into it

i took this on like as if it’s an au even though i don’t have much of a story for it other than the beats taken from the audio drama this song comes with (ie. kenny is some sort of spirit, kyle would get possessed by kenny, and marjorine is introduced as the mysterious new student)

unfortunately you can’t find the full audio drama on youtube, but there is a story to this

!!original image under the read more!!

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imagine being invited to participate in fantasy larping and superheroes and other activities but you decided to devote your life to anime idols instead so now nobody really sees you apart from the occasional outside errands

this is a really dumb profile and doesn’t really say much about him but i like it that way

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hi :3

i recently got back into south park so i made this side blog on a whim

i’ll probably just post art n stuff on here whenever i make it because that’s all i really ever do in my life

my pronouns are she/they but i refer to my new kid with he/him

yeah