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poststooembarrassingformain · 2 months ago
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writing a Minecraft movie smut while listening to Penelope Scott's new album is actually a very in character way for me to spend my midnight
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poststooembarrassingformain · 5 months ago
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what if you had a hydra dick and when you cut it you get two more dicks. Would the pain outweigh getting more dicks
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poststooembarrassingformain · 7 months ago
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why don't more people have hand fetishes. Like I wouldn't call it a fetish but hands are beautiful. I love the way fingers bend and I love the lines on palms. But instead ppl like feet, and there's nothing wrong with that, but toes are curved and shaped weirdly and honestly hands deserve so much more love. Does anyone have a hand fetish bcuz if u do u know what's up.
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poststooembarrassingformain · 9 months ago
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no one knows my icon is a pride flag I color picked from an ai generated image of trump and Biden kissing...
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poststooembarrassingformain · 9 months ago
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Ford: for the last time Stanley, I did not "fuck the triangle". Our relationship was deeply complicated and concerning in ways beyond basic human understanding.
Stanley: …
Ford: … But yeah he did suck my dick a couple times
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poststooembarrassingformain · 9 months ago
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sup I made this alt to make a singular post bcuz I didn't wanna post it on main
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