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Britain is already one-upping the Wonka scam by making the LEGO Dashcon ballpit real

an extra hour in the brick pit

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it came to my realization that 99% of my fandom related headaches would be cured if everyone understood this

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yeah im clancying Sorry

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these are the men who saved my life on numerous occasions

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tyler finally managed to get the burger buns to josh in time for the clancy release day bbq party😅🍔

i’ve been a fan of twenty one pilots for nearly a decade now, experienced 3 album releases, seen them 3 times in concert and not once have they disappointed - lets just say the new album clancy is no exception! 💛

follow me on instagram! @/illustratinghan

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*Mi cerebro bilingüe traduciendo automáticamente el título de la canción de TOP "Midwest Indigo" como "Medio Wendigo"*

Yo lo que llevo de semana discutiendo con mi cerebro desde que salió el álbum:

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get along girls, you share a birthday now

edit, April 23rd: made this on march 10th and now they changed the release date, the lore implications of the may 17 date made so much sense :/// that won’t stop me from posting this because I thought it was really funny

edit, May 7th: so there's listening events now starting on the 18th? make it make sense boys, you could've just released it on the 17th for everyone

clancy will still have this as an honorary birthday in my heart

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take my shitty meme that hit me like a train

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No conozco nada de este juego, pero esto me a sacado una buena carcajada x'D

Please don't do this to your friends.

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Dear Mr. Gaiman, I believe you to be a rather cruel person. Perhaps not intentionally, but your actions in regard to Good Omens were rather malicious and thus made you a cruel being on this planet. I consider myself to be rather in control of my emotions; however, the ending episode of Good Omens elicited more tears from me than my grandmother's funeral. You, David Tennant, and Michael Sheen found yourselves in great power over your fans and used it for emotional torture. My heart was wrenched out of my body, only to be smashed with a glass hammer by you and your scriptwriters, its remains burned, and the ashes used for more potions of theatrical evil. Never in my nineteen years of life have I been more mentally or physically damaged. My tear ducts swelled shut from crying, and you are liable for the damages caused to my well-being. I do wish you well and hope that your year is joyful, however undeserving. -Luca

I suspect that what you regard as "emotional torture" I regard as "making the people watching the show feel things and care about what happens to the people in the story".

But I'm glad that this is the worst thing that has happened to you in nineteen years of life, and can only hope that, in the years to come, watching a sad scene on the television remains the worst thing ever to happen to you.

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the final battle between the bishops and the banditos be like:

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screaming, crying, throwing up, passing away

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Let’s fuckin gø

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Overcompensate | Next Semester

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what the hell is this dude’s problem