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man who cracks open phones like oysters

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The Beginner's Guide is an hour long walking simulator made by the man who created The Stanley Parable. It's a meta game, narrated by a man who has collected the games his friend made as he walks you through them. It's about the act of creation and I play it, like, once a year. I'm a little obsessed.

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I am so salty for no reason.

Well, there’s a reason but it’s petty. I think it’s petty, at least. If there’s something genuine to it, I certainly don’t know about it.

Ugh.

I need to sleep or something.

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Cryptid sighting on my way home

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When you really need that first cup of coffee...

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why should i care about taylor swift when the killer remains at large

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the police to my mom: ma'am your daughter was driving 110 mph eating hot cheetos with one hand and texting in an imessage group chat titled “boy pussy” with the other and crashed into the back wall of dd’s discounts and died instantly but somehow her body made its way to the accessories section and we found 35 dollars worth of stolen hoop earrings in her purse

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