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this one single frame from spongebob is so haunting
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bf: babe come over
me: i can’t, i’m having an existential crisis
bf: my parents aren’t home
me: are any of us really, truly….home?
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Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?
Me:
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The Lord: *giveth*
me: nice
The Lord: *taketh away*
me: wtf
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College professor type 1: any email you send them on Friday or after 4pm on a weekday is lost to the void. Gone. A whisper in the wind. Office hours? 7:00-7:15 on alternate tuesdays. My office is in Montana good fucking luck
College professor type 2: responds within 2 minutes at 3am on a weekend but only in single sentences with no punctuation
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How Amazon reviews go:
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
“This is the best thing I’ve ever purchased in my entire life. Customer service rep was like family. Delivery time was 16 minutes, condition is perfect, and it has lasted me 20 years.”
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“Ordered a bed frame and got a pack of plastic knives instead. Customer service told me to fuck off. Delivery lasted 7 years. Caused a divorce. Lost my house. I am now going to jail.”
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mbti: a summary
INTJ: smart weirdo loner
INTP: curious but lazy
ENTP: curious but lazy and obnoxious
ENTJ: werk werk werk werk werk werk werk
ENFP: human golden retriever
ENFJ: the protagonist in every book/movie/tv show
INFP: in lala land 24/7
INFJ: really wants to be a good person and usually is
ESTJ: bossy
ISFJ: too good, too pure
ESFJ: the perfect one that you try to hate but can't
ISTJ: "well, technically....."
ESFP: PARTY
ISFP: gives 0 fucks
ISTP: lowkey badass
ESTP: tries too hard to be a badass
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Me on any given day
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