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I wand water slids

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I have no idea what's happening. I thought I was having a week long panic attack just fo find out I had a severe sinus and ear infection. So I'm not stre what's real life anymore. I also cant really see anything so

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The ghost in my apartment is obsessed with turning the tv on and playing downtown abbey

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Also k want a Bob's burgers Van's line. No questions asked @fox

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The Quaker rice crisps are highly underrated

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I just said "my feet are exposed to the elephants" Instead of saying elements

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I've just been informed it's because russets in his eyes are the best and now my heart feels full even though he still called me a russet potato

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I told my boyfriend that if I were a potato I would be a sweet potato. He told me no and then called me a russet potato. Get the pitchforks boys n girls

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I went to a gay club and my friend and I were dressed up as fred and daphne... but he looked more like Ellen DeGeneres and we only made that connection after a a drunk lesbian hit on him.

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I combed my hair with a brush in my toes as I was bent like a seal and my roommate totally saw me doing it now and I'm pretty sure shes calling the insane asylum on me now

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How does so much hair get in my bitt crack after I shower?

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My biggest achievement, getting a guy to say "you are a potato" in the height of his moment

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Add the snapchat swirly filter on to make your nudes look 👌💣

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Get me a nun or a papa to excersize me

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THE DEVIL FACE MIGHT BE DENNIS INSIDE ME OH MY GOD GET HIM OUT

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The devil face in my head keeps whispering to me to eat chicken nuggets

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They call the portable potties in new Orleans poo dat I want to shake the ceo's hand