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#02 5sos AU (playing tag at the park)

Michael: Pushes you out the way so he can be it and won't really tag you but the others, so you can eat. Ashton: would act like the game is actually like war, protecting you from being it and trying to get the other boys to loose. Luke: Would probably tag you every time he was it, so he won't be alone. Calum: Would actually try not to be 'it', so he can win, by using ways to persuade you to gwt the rest of the boys and not him. Thanks for reading, if you want more, follow my blog❤❤❤ Please

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I want a movie about a little girl, aged like 11-12, going through the stuggles of prepubescent girl life, with her entire inner monologue is narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Shot of disgruntled adorable little girl.

SLJ: I knew that Susie was a backstabbin’ motherfucker, and if anyone was going to ruin my chances of being Miss Sugar Drop Queen, it was that asshole. 

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I want to prove a point to my mother

Reblog if school has ever caused you:

Stress Anxiety Depression Social anxiety

She doesn’t believe that this happens please help me show her it does and it’s an issue.

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no offense, but girls go to college to get more knowledge and boys go to jupiter to get more stupider

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The fucking song and the hysterically thrown pillow that misses by ten feet and the prolonged scream and then it just runs out of cord and anticlimactically tips over I’m deceased.

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Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

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THE WHOLE FAM AT THAT POINT x

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"nice blog"

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

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5sos Imagine #01

*When boys are having a slumber party*

(requested by hotpotatogal)

Luke: You guys keep it down, I’m trying to go to sleep 

Michael: Well, go the the FUCK to sleep!

Luke: :(((

Ashton: HEY! YoU ArE YeLliNG!

Calum: You guys wanna play some FIFA??

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