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found a drawing from when i was like 9 years old and i can still see and remember the bluekyokitty influence despite it being very clearly a child's drawing and think i need a moment

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constantly torn between "i wish I could magically learn this language immediately and speak it perfectly" and "part of language acquisition is the process, and learning it immediately wouldn't have as much meaning or significance to me"

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how am I supposed to get any work done when my youtube recommendations are this enticing

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portable fireplace🔥

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i hate to be that guy, but the idea that gender, sex, and sexuality are ontologically pure concepts that can be rigidly defined if we simply police our language enough (our english language, because of course) is—i cannot stress this enough—a total waste of time. you may as well spend your afternoons teaching a brick how to swim

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There's a stairway to heaven and a highway to hell, but the midnight train goes anywhere. Trains are clearly the superior transit method.

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I love the alarmed tone of the cat meows when I’m home much later than usual. It sounds like “did you know?? Did you know it is late at night?! Hey! Hey! Did you know that there has not been dinner?! No dinner for cats? Hey! I can tell you are as concerned and worried about these developments as we are. My brother and I are also very concerned. No dinner!! The cats have not had dinner! Hey! Heeey!! Should you maybe call a police or pope or something? Congress? Dolly Parton? Did you know about this?”

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What are your opinions on birds as a subject for photography.

hold still you little fucker

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when a centaur dies, the horse half obviously goes to hell, but the human half ascends to heaven, detached and missing its lower horse body, forced to go about the rest of its afterlife mourning the loss of something vile and profane, which is in a sense its own kind of hell

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It’s been said before but don’t trust before/after photos from anybody trying to sell you something. Posing and lighting (not to mention more egregious tricks) can make a person look totally different in a matter of minutes or hours.

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love asking my cat nothing questions. i point at her and go girl why are you so eyes and she just looks at me confused. with her big eyes of course

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Literally

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I wanna kiss my friends