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Lets go All Over The Fucking Place with mama
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This came into my head and I had no choice but to make it real
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Barn Owl (Tyto alba), fledgling chick hauling ass across a lawn, as it was learning to fly, family Tytonidae, order Strigiformes, Netherlands
photograph by Hannie Heere
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does anybody want to match my sneep
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"gambling addiction" is kind of like if people regularly opened pits with spikes at the bottom in public areas and made lots of money from people falling into the pit and so they started greasing the edges and putting these pits in every public space and lobbying to be allowed to install them in people's homes and when someone fell into the greased spike pit in their house they said "oh thats so tragic, they had an addiction to deadly spikes, we obviously support everyone having a safe and healthy responsible relationship with the greased spike pits we're building"
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spacex exploring new frontiers in efficiency by having the rockets blow up before they've left the pad instead of waiting until they're in the sky
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Could yall stop shooting each other outside my window im trying to masturbate
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So like, it's obvious to me reading the comments on my post that anti-porn people are largely like, afraid of porn. Like the concept of a sex video is really spooky to them. They're not making thoughtful critiques of the porn industry, which is genuinely a really fucked up industry, they're mostly just spooked by the concept of a sex video and what it could Do To You If You See It.
I said this in another post, but it's like, the difference between "a ton of coffee is produced using slave labor" (valid, important criticism of the coffee industry) and "coffee turns people into raving coffee addicts who forget how to interact with anyone because they're so obsessed with their coffee" (objectively not true, insane viewpoint).
It's literally just sex videos. They really cannot hurt you.
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100 year old Galapagos tortoise with a few weeks old Galapagos baby posing for a new family photo, and its own baby photo from 100 years ago.
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another amazing thing about adult autism is learning that the answer to 'why does this social cue/expectation fucking suck?' is most often either 'because society is very racist' or 'because society hates women' or 'because society hates disabled people'
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NYC REGISTERED DEMOCRATS: REMEMBER TO RANK ZOHRAN MAMDANI #1 AND DO NOT RANK ANDREW CUOMO !!!!
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In cyberwigan, it's a perfect simulacrum of gravy.
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Just got jumped by gay bullies and they made me give them my brunch money
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