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You are welcome to vote even if you have never been to Boston but PLEASE note in the tags whether you voting based on vibes or experience.

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realest thing I’ve ever heard recently

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oh and that gap in my resume is when i was digging my own grave

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Anyway what actually "brutalizes eggs" isn't "man-hating" (an anti-feminist canard so blatant i should not even have to explain it in 2025) but rather the constant and totalizing defense of hegemonic masculinity preventing them from risk-free gender exploration and experimentation

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[ Artfight 2025 ] [5]

Concede thy flesh; fester and grovel

for @/glittertendon

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i don't know the etiquette for posting other peoples tiktoks but the delivery of this punchline hit me like a FUCKING TRUCK please

NikhilClayton <- you should follow this guy on tiktok he's fucking hilarious

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could your friend emily get a potion? pretty please?

Of course! A lovely potion for a lovely friend.

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Potion of Water Breathing

For a duration of 2 hours, all air that enters the drinker’s lungs will become water. Good for: desert survival! Pranking friends! Spitting a lil water at a guy you don’t like! Dry mouth! Dry lung! Gettin’ wet with it!

All sales are final. Warning: water in lungs may cause asphyxiation, drowning, low oxygen saturation, or death. Please use caution if you are at risk of any of these conditions. Potions And Tinctures LLC retains no liability for any potential side effects.

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Can i have a potion pls

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Potion of eighteen grapes

Its eighteen grapes! What could go wrong with eighteen grapes? Nothing bad about eighteen grapes. Everything is good when you have eighteen grapes. Eighteen grapes is good to have and nicer to hold. This potion is eighteen grapes and with it you will have eighteen grapes

Thanks for shopping with us!

All sales are final. If you feel yourself experiencing any of symptoms please contact your nearest alchemist immediately: rasins, wine, juice, or jelly. Potions And Tinctures LLC retains no liability for any potential side effects.

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I would love a potion

Yours,

mysterious woman

A mysterious woman like you deserves an equally mysterious potion!

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Potion!

Does something! We found this one behind a crate in the lab and the techs have been daring each other to try it for weeks. Guaranteed to have an effect! You won't believe what this thing will do for you!

Thanks for shopping with us!

All sales are final. If you feel yourself experiencing any of symptoms please contact your nearest alchemist immediately, because we'd love to know what this thing does. Potions And Tinctures LLC retains no liability for any potential side effects which, in this case, are all effects.

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Many are not familiar with what is called a diva moment. Youre about to learn

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they are best friends

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They hate me for my redundancies. And also for my tendency to say the same thing but in slightly different ways. And for my repetition of phrases. And for my redundancies.

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You can tell when someone doesn't really have a strong ethical framework beyond a shallow "Listen To [Oppressed Person]" because they'll hear one person go "Healthcare should be universal" and another go "Racism is great" and they'll be like "Well they're both trans... :/"

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hey thanks, I heard you uttered my name while I wasn't around thus making me real.