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also if gnomes were all sitting around a small tree stump using it as a table and someone used the word "misnomer" one of them would speak up and go "HEEHEE. MISS GNOMER IS WHAT I CALL THE MISSUS" they'd all laugh so hard they fall off the mushrooms they are sitting on and spill the berry juice everywhere

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i need a girl with a short skirt and a loooooong halberd

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hey so anyone else just, feel thin. sort of stretched. like butter scraped over too much bread. like you need a holiday. a very long holiday. and you don't expect you shall return? or is that just me and bilbo baggins

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YOUR EMAIL FINDS ME ON THE FIELD OF BATTLE

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have we tried sitting completely still in a dark room, my liege?

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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

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well yeah i have a pet hydra and it only has one head. i'm not going to cut its head off just to make it look cooler, you asshole. that's seriously unethical. and i'm not letting you cut its head off either. if you really want a hydra with multiple heads, you should go for a rescue- but if you want your pet to look cooler at the cost of its physical health, maybe you shouldn't get any kind of pet at all. no, the hydra's not for guarding my evil tower, it's my pet. have you ever heard of a pet? like a puppy or a kitty? you think i can't defend my evil tower by my self?

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every forest is enchanted btw. stop being stupid and look with your eyes

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Gonna chill out the rest of May and then change my entire life in June. Possibly July if that doesn't work out. Certainly no later than September or October.

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there are great, lumbering things in the dark. shapes indistinct with terrible potential. but they could be gay as fuck

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We're halfway there! To celebrate I will be drawing some doodles & answering questions about my Nightmare Before Christmas AU 🧡

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*dipping a dart into an unlabelled flask and loading it into my crossbow* you better not try anything stupid because i don't even remember what this one does

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fyi i will be extending some dark tendrils across the sky later today. just a heads up

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no weapon forged against me has ever been cool or well made

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imagining an alternate timeline where shakespeare wrote a play about king arthur. we would be so unwell

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sources? a little birdie, et al. (2024)