potok69
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The only reason you're still alive is because someone has decided to let you live / 19 YRS
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be so real with me if I were on total drama island and I fucked up so bad would you vote me off. I'm talking like I fucked up really bad. like unforgivably
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Robby Benson and Barry Miller were perfect for The Chosen (1981) because really Robby just wanted a lame ass co-star to hype up. He made Barry wait outside so he could go in first and be like "Get ready, here comes the specialest actor ever if you don't cheer and clap for him I'll fucking blow this whole studio up."
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this is how sex looked back in the day
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A home for the sophisticated Hobbit. Look at this place! Have you ever seen anything like it? Underhill, near Homefirth, UK has 4bds, 3ba, 3,900sqft, and was designed by architect Arthur Quarmby in 1969, completed in 1975. $1,816,019
Let us enter the round front door and take a look inside. Welcome to the Hobbit estate.
You may be wondering why the foyer doors are square.
The round doors have sliding barn doors on the other side.
It's huge in here, open concept, and gets a lot of light from the sliding glass doors and skylights in the hill.
And, surprise! There's a gorgeous indoor pool. Do you love the canopy and skylight over it?
Beautiful poolside rock walls.
Imaging sitting around the pool all year round.
Poolside dining area is in front of the windows.
Sliders open to the fabulous garden.
In this corner there's a large flat screen.
Ultra modern kitchen.
And, the coziest family room.
Then, double doors beside the pool slide open to reveal a pool room with a bar, flatscreen, and skylight.
The primary suite features a sliding glass wall to the beautifully designed bath.
There's also a large walk-in closet/dressing room.
This is a child's room, judging by the toy stove and rocking horse.
And, another lovely marble bath.
The property is amazing. Here's the patio, of course.
You can climb on the roof.
Here are the skylights. The middle one is the beautiful over the pool.
Gardens.
And, the entrance gates to Underhill. Note the 2 car garage, also. A home fit for the most discerning Hobbit.
https://www.jamesedition.com/real_estate/holmfirth-united-kingdom/16015180
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yeah i was gonna get assisted suicide but it turns out that you can only get reincarnated into a creature as lowly as or lowlier than a worm if you go that route, so im going to try to get into the military, i hear if you get killed in battle you're guaranteed reincarnation into a dust speck floating in warm, sweet sunlight.. that's a pretty sweet deal haha
-depressed person in world where reincarnation is bureaucratically organised
his friend: no they stopped doing that cause people kept getting killed on purpose
guy: damn... i gotta see a buddhist monk about eliminating my soul
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do you ever look at a friend and feel soooooo affectionate
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Feeling Mezmerized and Hipnotized by this one
Just testing new brushes that i found out there
Hope you like it 👍
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