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AN-TI-BO-DIES

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Taylor Smith.

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Night Court - Rabid (S4:E16)

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Yo mama so small her friend group is comprised entirely of ants.

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Yo mama so small she jumps rope with dental floss.

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Yo mama so small she can ride a fly like a dragon.

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Yo mama so small if you sprinkled sugar over her she's think it was haling.

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Yo mama so small she drowned in a drop of water.

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Yo mama so small she makes an apple seed look big.

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Yo mama so small she sleeps in a matchbox.

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Deer caught on cam

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John Alcorn, 1970.

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Anyone else wailing in anguish?

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My favorite nudibranch photos from @kamata_yosuke on ig

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bmw speeding and not signaling: i hate you, you don’t know how to drive, this is reckless and stupid, i will not get anywhere near you because i expect you to hit me and then get mad at me and say it’s my fault.

beat up truck speeding and not signaling: i actually trust your ability more than a normal driver and respect your prowess.

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back to the future dash simulator

🪲 mickjaggermarryme24

Is George McFly’s son ok? I just went to one of his book signings and his son was double taking every time he saw the line. Does he not know who his dad is?

❤️ match-made-in-sp4ce

yeah lol Marty goes to my school and he’s always like that. He once blew off an invitation to get milkshakes at the diner after school bc he “couldn’t afford that”. Like honey your dad is a millionaire, you’re not fooling anyone.

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🩷 leia-organas-wife

ok but like, why is Lorraine Baines McFly kinda…

#not to be a lesbian but oh my god #holy fucking shit #not star wars

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🧶 fandom-news85

Apparently renowned Sci-fi author George McFly, is suing Lucasfilms for use of the name Darth Vader in the Star Wars trilogy (1977-1981). The author first coined the name in his first book Warnings from the Stars, published 1975.

#news #george mcfly #star wars #lucasfilms

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🧪 mad-scientist55

Marty is my best friend and is so much better MARTYSWEEP

🪇 dewey-louis

wait, was anyone gonna tell me the account I follow for science theories is IRL friends with George McFly’s 16 year old son???

#thats so random wtf #i thought you were so much older #ive followed you since 73 #so you’ve been on here at least 12 years #how did you two even meet?

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🎸 thisisheavyman

hi!! Im Marty McFly, im new on here. Check out hte new single my band the Pinheads released. It’s available on tape, cd and it’s gonna be on vinyl on March 17.

🌸 jenny-mercury

babe! You’re finally on here!!!

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💪 buff-tannen

incels are so dumb, if nice guys finish last then why am I, the worst guy, not getting any either?

#biff’s ramblings

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