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*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab- *Table breaks*

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Ain't nothing wrong with small titties.

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I was doing face painting for kids and this 5 year old boy wanted the comedy and tragedy masks, one on each cheek. I was like “that’s different but ok!” and did them. Then later I saw he had smudged one of them and I was like “oh no your comedy mask is all smudged!” and he said “that’s because everything is a tragedy” and i am still stressed out about this kid who knows far too much

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On some real shit, I do not fuck with people who ride those boat things at the carnival. People who get on those do not give a fuck about life, they don’t care about you, ya mama or your kids. They literally have nothing to lose. You don’t care about life so there’s no need for me to fight you because you’re not going to give a damn about my face. 

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You know skinny jeans are gonna go out of style eventually but we’re gonna keep wearing them. They’re gonna become mum jeans. Parent style. People are gonna be like “oh my god dad your jeans are so tight it’s so embarrassing please put something else on” and you’re gonna be like “oh yes because those flappy impractical things are so much better” and you will feel superior but really you will be Uncool. You will be Uncool and you won’t see it, just like your parents. This is your fate. 

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eating artificial blue raspberry flavored candy that is so fucking blue that it turns your mouth the same unnatural blue is one of life’s simple pleasures

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I think the saddest thing someone could ever say is ‘please don’t leave me’.

R.R. (via ditzylizzie)

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savage

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i’m so glad the universe let me meet you

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How am i gona be ugly n broke at the same time??

?????

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when dogs say boof instead of barkin reblog if u agree

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me: private instagrams are so annoying

also me: *has my instagram on private*

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Watch: Brian Yu’s heartbreaking poem will strike anyone with students loans to the core.

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shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot