Just heard my brother shout over his gaming headset “AND WHO THE H-E-DOUBLE-FUCK ARE YOU”
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girls be like “🥺”
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sharing music as a form of intimacy
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me: [facedown on the floor] listen everything is totally fine
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i have decided after an unfollow/refollow i deserve a nap
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“are you okay” no, next question
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I just wanna talk shit in peace ok
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How many clowns are in your home?
i’m not there right now so none
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surprise, my dog isn’t as narcissistic as me.
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me: “nah I won’t fall asleep. I’m not even that tired”
also me 3 minutes later:
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channing tatum had every right to freak out over the pattern app because i have been the last hour
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trust your mother’s opinion on people
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hearing someone you love laugh is? easily one of the best things on earth
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mood after changing tumblr to dark mode: life changing
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my number one goal for 2019 is to learn to love myself more and don’t give a shit about others opinions
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