I 100 % hate my life right now
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if teenagers are ever being mean to you just pull out any miscellaneous item you have on you at the moment and make up some bullshit term to scare them
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Priest : Do you read to your children from the holy book?
Me : yes
Priest : What is their favourite part?
Me : when frodo destroys the ring.
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