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LMFAO OL GIRL DON'T GOT LAMB PUSSY
a lot of the girls don’t got any type of pussy, because from what i know? it should be a flood of gifts in my face and all i see are chairs and and ugly ass rings.
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i know chi embarassed
i don’t know what for, birkin’s are a good investment!
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“well? that’s all for today folks! i’ll be chatting to you guys while i get this wig installed, so please make whatever y’all crying about juicy, okay? sunday, i might hop on air and play some sad ass love songs fro those who don’t got no dates, but let’s pray you all get a crumb of something. this has been D O J A, i’m out, peaaaaaceeee!”
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not enough hate for demitri THE STRAIGHT man who didn’t even show support for the song!
“i didn’t see him repost the song on his instagram story or even send off a comment in her little comment section, and this is all his fault. i think we need to start the #IHATEDEMITRI movement.”
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i just know mario ass crunchy. just a dirty ass nigga lol.
“#MARIO, did you forget to text some hussy back?!”
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Why would Cowbelles make Chess put a song out when Yeezy dropping??? Set up shit!
“you think she did that? i mean, maybe they don’t care about numbers and all that jazz. it was clearly put out as a way to express herself.”
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sassy sebassy sick dick ass need to stop beatin on women!
“he STILL hitting them upside the head with a crowbar? has he not learned???”
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poppy and chi can make me a breakfast skillet
“so we got us a little #POPPY and #CHI crush going on?”
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Two bangers dropped last night not sure wtf last week was
“hey, SBP is a banger, don’t sleep on that one. is it strong enough to stand in the ring with cherry and highlights? who knows. in regards to R.E.M remix? maybe #AUDRIELLA was just bored?”
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Alana ugly ass always look like she gettin her ass hairs pulled out.
“well damn, what did #ALANA do to you today? she wasn’t even on the hot topics list.”
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“alright lemme take a look at this damn sheet. okay! so, as you guys should know by now, CHI’s name has been blazing for the past week now due to her best friend and the latter’s ex-boyfriend seemingly exposing her private business pertaining her sexuality. POPPY has since come on social media with a heartfelt apology that i honestly didn’t read. i don’t know, i just don’t care for what she has to say, like yes, apologize and clear everything up because that’s the right thing to do but that’s just the first step of mending something like that. but that’s just my opinion. regardless of that, chi has stayed silent up until last night when she dropped her new single ‘CHERRY’, following in her manager’s footsteps. the song is clearly a big nod to the elephant in the room as she expressed herself and take back the control of her situation. i loved it, and i loved the message behind it. she even had some backing from a lot of strong forces in music, one being YEEZUS. he took to twitter to shout her out and show his 32 million followers that he was listening to her song, calling it ‘dope’ and sending ‘much love’. speaking of him, yeezus dropped his own song last night, ‘HIGHLIGHTS’, and ironically it featured chi’s ex-fiance THUGGA. i got one word for that track; banger. i mean, the beat was hitting, the energy was high, and the jab to his wife’s ex lover DIDDY? that boldly? maybe it was just jokes since diddy did make a video dancing to the song on his instagram but still, we love a bold one! lastly, let’s talk about COURTNEY SPEARS. she has been trending ever since a documentary came out about her hardships with the media, society and the conservatorship she has been in for over a decade. JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE took time out of his busy schedule of feeding off of women and prince to pen an apology to both courtney and JANET JACKSON though it’s a little too late for that. he didn’t even express what eh was sorry for, he’s just sorry. sorry, but you could have kept that exactly where glee is; IN THE GUTTER. anywho, that’s all for the hot topics this week, i’m about to take some calls so get ready!”
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