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Princess

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my ancient mama

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i like making book covers :^)

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finished Our Wives Under the Sea and weeping bc she came back. She came back Wrong and knew it wasnt going to be for long and that she was going to change irreversibly and her wife wouldnt understand but she still Came Back. And Miri loves that about her. It takes her a while to come to terms but she does bc she Loves Her so fully, with all of her heart, even when it's time for everything to end

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i don’t think people understand how much of life is grief. not just people dying, but losing the version of yourself you thought you’d become. grieving the city you had to leave. the friends you lost not in argument, but in silence. the summer that will never come back. the feeling that maybe you peaked at 12 when you were reading books under the covers and believing in forever

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*if you know/have confirmed from multiple sources, pick the first one you experienced

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apparently my boss who is a professor at my school doesn’t have a cell phone and his coworkers were upset by this so they bought him a childs toy phone and labeled it “David’s jitterbug” (for those of you that don’t know jitterbugs are phones made for old people that have like massive buttons and shit) so the other day I walked into his office to ask him a question and he pressed a button on it which made it start loudly playing the ABCs and he said “excuse me I have to take this” and then started singing along to the ABCs while shooing me out of his office

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devastating mythos jokeposting on tumblr dot org

Love hector's three main epithets: man-killer, horse tamer, and of the shining helm, denotes the three important facets to him. Who he is in war time, who he is in peace time, and him being really fucking shiny

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It's been a long day 😂 someone pass the rubber duck!

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Me on my blog

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I do love the monsterfucking & romance genre so so much, but I refuse to get into the monster shifting bullshit. So he's a werewolf or a dragon or a vampire or [insert any monster here], which is great, awesome even - but you only find him hot when he shifts to his human form?? weak. pathetic. you need to open your mind I don't want no oiled up, dehydrated, tiktok thirst trap looking ass dude with the most generic haircut you can possibly imagine. when I say I want to fuck the monster I mean THE MONSTER

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if there's one thing i appreciate about americans, its that they are DELIGHTED by "american love burger" jokes. they cant get enough of them! much like how they cant get enough of burger……

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We ask your questions anonymously so you don’t have to! Submissions are open on the 1st and 15th of the month.

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Achilles didn't die a hero

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Having one-sided beef with one specific character is so funny. Like I can see a million characters who do terrible things and be like “whatever.” But then there’s one specific motherfucker who pissed me off so bad that I’d run them over at a red light if given the chance.

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TOP 5/10 CHARACTERS PER SHOW (as voted by my followers) ↳ yellowjackets edition #1. Natalie Scatorccio portrayed by Sophie Thatcher

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hi besties in my phone. i hope today is so so good to you. i hope something special happens to remind you that it’s not always bad. ily.