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Mike Huttlestone: Kiss Monster

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Please always remember this very important video. 

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the GRINCH X TONY THE TIGER Fanfic is live on ao3! hope this causes you all tremendous distress 😘

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Ted: Keeley, truth or dare?

Keeley: Dare!

Ted: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the room.

Keeley: Hey, Roy?

Roy, blushing: *grunts*

Keeley: Can you move? I'm trying to get to Rebecca.

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Ted Lasso: How was the honeymoon?

Keeley Jones: Roy, got drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire.  He said, “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”.

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reblog this to give whoever u rb’d this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

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she knocked that smug look off my face but luckily i was wearing a second, smaller smug look underneath

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@nighthawkes

Millennial Sisyphus keeps entering all the information from his resume into the web form, only for it to delete everything when he tries to move to the next page. He just goes back and types it all up again, over and over again, forever, and he never gets a job.

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“Places to Rest” by Garfunkel & Oates [X]

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Brett Goldstein as Roy Kent in Ted Lasso season 1 (2020)

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Can we talk about how gr8 it is that tog made it EXPLICITLY clear that Joe and Nicky fuck??? Like they really left nothing up to the imagination. You think the romance has gotten stale? You think it’s even slightly possible these two don’t love each other?? Nope, his kiss still thrills after a millennia, his touch ignites a passion which you cannot comprehend, these two immortals are HORNY and you cannot stop them.

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how about 1 for the salty asks

Hi 'Manda! I miss you.

1. What OTPs in your fandom(s) do you just not get?*

Probably gonna catch some hell for this, but Stony. Like I sort of get it. I can see some hate fucking, and @powerfulweak wrote a WONDERFUL Steve pining for Tony fic that should be required reading for angst and feels, but I kinda just don't see it.

SALTY FANDOM ASKS

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Years ago back when I worked in cubicle land, we were hiring junior software developers. They didn’t have to have a ton of experience, just a willingness to learn, and some demonstration of their software skills. Like: show me a program you wrote (any language) or a web site you designed. Anything.

And there was this one guy I talked with who seemed super sharp, but had virtually zero experience writing software. When it came time to do the show-n-tell part of the interview he whips out his laptop, brings up a website, and spins it around to show me what he made.

A website of tiny ceramic frogs.

Not for sale. Just… all these ceramic frogs, organized into categories. Frogs on bicycles, frogs with hats, frogs sitting on lily pads. It was a virtual museum of ceramic frogs in web form.

I scrolled through his online collection of frogs, slightly baffled.

“This is your website?” I asked finally.

“Yep!”

“You coded this yourself?” I popped into view-source mode and poked around some incredibly well-formatted, well-commented html. I nodded slowly. This guy was meticulous.

“Yep!”

“So… where’d all the frogs come from?”

“I made those too,” he says, beaming. 

And while I’m processing this he rummages in his bag and pulls out a little ceramic frog working at a computer terminal. He places it on the table before us, next to the laptop.

“And THIS one,” he says, “I made for you! As a thank you for the interview.”

It was adorable. I hired him on the spot. I mean, why not? Worst case he’d wash out in 90 days and we’d hire somebody else. He turned out to be one of the best developers on our team. 

And yes, his cubicle was loaded with ceramic frogs.

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This was my music video entry at SPNOrl 2018. It didn’t even make the top finalists, but I love it and wanted to share.