poxathepixa
poxathepixa
soft and warm like mashed potatoe
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30 - Germany - artist - she/her - ace/pan - Aquarius - February 1st
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poxathepixa · 6 hours ago
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poxathepixa · 1 day ago
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*takes off my leather jacket to reveal a second, secret leather jacket underneath*
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poxathepixa · 1 day ago
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poxathepixa · 3 days ago
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Weil ich mich schon seit einer Weile frage, ob wir Zollstock Georg sind oder nicht:
Bei Zweck-WG/getrennten Eigentumsverhältnissen in einer WG zählen nur die eigenen, in gemeinsamem Haushalt die kollektive Gesamtanzahl.
Bonus-Punkte für Zusatzinfo über Handwerker-Dasein oder Handwerker-Elternteile in den Tags, weil mich interessiert, ob das einen Einfluss hat.
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poxathepixa · 3 days ago
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poxathepixa · 3 days ago
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poxathepixa · 3 days ago
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be honest. are you guys only hanging out with me because of the prophecy.
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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having ocs is so fucked .... i miss them so bad but im the guy who has to create new content. but im sleepy
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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I do not have a type but I know a freak when I see one
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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normale leute: kann ich mal den spliff haben?
90er hörspiele: hey mein kleiner sportsfreundkollege. würds klargehn wenn du frech auf groovy angelehnt die kranke haschischzigarette rüberwachsen lassen könntest? bin überheiß auf und in der geilsten megalaune auf einen zug des grünen golds. diese kräuterrakete wird mir ordentlich die hirnzellen wegböllern… aber was solls?! man lebt nunmal nur einmal, kollegen!
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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people will talk about a gay historical figure and a homophobe will cut in with “but they had children!” yeah????? (most) gay people can? your reproductive tract doesn’t stop working the moment you come out of a closet? also he was king, it was his job to produce an heir even if he wasn’t attracted to his spouse, many heterosexual royals did too???
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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when you reblog a post because you think a specific mutual would enjoy it and then they reblog it from you
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poxathepixa · 6 days ago
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i manipulate people by being nice to them so that they'll be nice to me.
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