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Will they understand me? Forgive me? Is this where I find salvation?

plus a bonus bloody version! yay!!

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they put pickles on his burger (he asked for no pickles)

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happy valen-bi-s day (3 days late)

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a precious angel!!! i sure hope he doesn’t kill hundreds of people ever!!

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Little shitty warm up doodles I did like forever ago while fucking around and trying to find the motivation for actual art

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5 am nottemdude

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Not Important and Postal Dude sitting in a waffle house parking lot at 3:37 AM blasting Type O Negative from a shitty 5$ speaker that keeps cutting the music with that annoying "battery low" voice

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back on my notimdude propaganda

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Yeap, I do it again 👀

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how it feels when i get lost in corkscrew rules and have to make the walk of shame to my mom to ask her to read the russian street signs for me

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General Postal Dude Sr Headcanons (Cool Facts)

Just your average guy trying to survive the horrors

Favorite music genres are oldschool EBM, various metal, dark ambient, grunge, goth rock, goth industrial and surprisingly some classical(He won’t tell anyone though). Sometimes he’ll listen to straight up 90s gabber or noise on high volume with headphones on because it’s weirdly satisfying to him. It drowns out the noise that usually goes on in his mind

A few top artists for example: And One, Terrorfakt, Alice in Chains, Front 252, KMFDM and Type-O Negative

Was involved in the military at some point, hence the machine gun he somehow smuggled out. He was discharged during basic training as he couldn’t hide his depression and schizophrenia any longer. So, his next pick at a government job was the United States Postal Service

Has a sweet tooth that comes in waves. The Dude will go without it for a long while until a spike occurs for two weeks and he indulges in baked goods and a lot of candy. Airheads and Zots are his go-tos

He had a deep relationship with a woman for a while, but she couldn’t handle his impulsive nature and harshly dumped him. He didn’t take it well. However, little did he know that this woman would soon bring The Postal Dude Jr. into the world

Is surprisingly far more sanitary than his son. If he knew Jr was pissing on strangers and the absolute lack of organization his trailer has, he’d be so disappointed. Although Postal Dude Sr’s bedroom is scrawled with chicken scratch and scribbled black sharpie all over the wall

The Dude does in fact lift weights to keep up his bulk. Arms be very strong and well-sculpted

The Dude had his own website which looked like every edgy teens did back in the 1990s… despite him being in his late 20s. Lots of cool stamps showing off his cynical sense of humor, tons of dark red and skulls everywhere. This is where his war journal entries would be uploaded. In between is him talking about his favorite weapons, how to make molotov cocktails at home and infodumping about paranormal topics. Mothman is a wonder to behold

The Dude is mostly a shut-in. He may go out to run errands, play frisbee with his dog and scope out the alternative/goth nightclubs JUST for the music to hear new artists. But he otherwise feels most comfortable homebound.

One of The Dude’s favorite past times is what he calls “Junkin’”. This is when he runs to a junkyard to collect stuff that he finds neat. He also loves to take out his anger by shooting at scrapmetal and breaking glass

He might practice misanthropy, but he hates bigoted people (which are one of the many reasons he became misanthropic in the first place).

If he could make more money, he wishes to be able to travel to Japan. He thinks it looks beautiful over there and wonders if it’s more peaceful than the shithole town he’s stuck in

He can talk to the demon in his dreams. He often is afraid to sleep because of it, so he forces himself some nights to stay up all night until it fails and he crashes to sleep at 2am. It’s always taunting him how he’ll inevitably burn in hell unless he gives in his divine purpose to cleanse the Earth.

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p1 dump

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He thinks everything's a fucking game

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doodled a fandoe counterpart for my fandude :-] daddy-o'dude and dolly doe

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who up postaling their redux