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Me: oh my god everything is fucking awful I’m tired and anxious and feel like absolute shit this is the worse I’ve felt in so long

Me after eating food: oh

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When your hips to waist ratio goes crazy and you can’t fucking find pants that fit

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The word you are looking for is “selfish.” Not narcissist, not sociopath, selfish.

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broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

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Was just informed that "any sufficiently deep enthusiasm is indistinguishable from academic rigor" and hoo boy we are really in a crisis of anti-intellectualism.

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University really is about looking at the worst pdf known to man huh

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they should invent an apartment that has huge windows but is never too hot and is near everything i like and all my friends but is also quiet when i want it to be and costs zero dollars or perhaps they pay me to live in. and they save it just for me so i dont have to look for it :)

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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.

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Get yourself a fabric store that will light your fabric on fire for you

No but legit I asked what the fiber content of something was and the guy didn’t know so he cut a chunk off and lit it on fire and felt the ashes and was like. Yeah this is mostly cotton with a lil bit of silk. And that was the moment I knew. This is it. This is the fabric store for me. Also that guy is marriage material. Not for me but damn some person is gonna be so happy with him.

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what the fuck

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Today I got to play the part of unfathomable Eldritch monstrosity as I encountered a simple creature (a toad) lost in a dimension unknown to it (my workplace changing room), a hellish unliveable where the very air boiled (there was a floor heater on) and then screeching unholy high-pitched noise sounded ("oh, who's this, ohh no, how did you get on here, poor buddy! Oh no, let's get you out of here") before an incomprehensibly vast appendage surrounded an invisible forcefield descended upon it (my hand wrapped in a plastic bag) and somehow deposited the poor lost soul back in its home dimension (the forest just outside).

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MILDRED?????

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