Loveless heartless non-sam aplatonic freakazoid male (ftm) | Somehow, despite all of that, I still ended up taken (by a lovely puppy named Nick) | Schizophrenic and proud with a whole other laundry list of mental illnesses | giant fucking narc lmao | slaughter sadism schizophrenia | BEAUTIFUL PRINCE DISORDER!!! | Psychopunk neuropunk schizopunk gofuckyourselfpunk | I put the MENTAL ILLNESS in vocaloid producer | Literally a robot god corpse moth heron shapeshifter fawn cat...and more!!!! | 1312 | LOVE IS THE THREAD OF THE STORY THAT'S WOVEN OF FUTURE AND PRESENT AND PAST I MAY NOT EVER ASCEND TO THE HEAVENTS BUT I KNOW MY LOVE WILL STILL LAAAAAAAAAAAAAST | It should be illegal for me to have as many vocalsynth kintypes as I do | I strive to make modern day clinicians reconsider bringing back the definition of psychosis as "incomprehensible" | Not gay as in happy, queer as in FUCK YOU | Surviving in a world not meant for you is RADICAL and BEAUTIFUL | Romance is dead and I killed it | me when i get the schizophrenia autism instead of the good at math or science autism (ref) | I eat psychologists because they're tasty and I know this because I am one | I suck up useless knowledge like a leech | You may have heard that I have every mental illness, but today I'd like to go into more detail into what that actually means. I call myself a pan-illnesst, because I have every mental illness we as humanity have discovered...and even some that we haven't! To treat my conditions I am on every psychiatric medication, (ref)| don't get to close because I might become insanely attracted to you and start typing your full legal name into the google search bar i mean. what. who said that. There must be a ghost in here | The absolute fucking freak in your DNI
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Wouldn't be surprised if someone's already done it but I saw Bertha in da house and was compelled
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yesterday when i got really high and was hallucinating one of them was hbomberguy himself . and he personally analyzed the logical diecrepancy in a daydream i was having like in that gentle/quiet genuine voice he does.
and then when i said Thank You Hbomberguy he responded with "oh. yeah. you're welcome. i'm proud of you, you know. don't let a relapse hold you back. i believe in you, okay? you got this."
im fucking. im. oh my god.
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it would be so cool if i could make a post about being aromantic without people bringing up asexuality. as if that's at all relevant to my experiences. even though i'm not asexual, nor have i ever implied that i am. all i said was that i'm aro. you added the ace part yourself. in your mind. and then assumed it to be reality.
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Most of those iPad babies you're seeing are probably sick of that fucking tablet too.
#this is exactly how i was raised fuck#that 'dont touch that sit down be quiet' part genuinely triggered an emotional flashback for me#This is why i'm changing my last name to the same as the woman who raised me over the internet#My real mom#The only real parent i'ce ever had. And I'm lucky to have had her#.#This isnt the only kind of abuse i faced but this is certainly not helping my mound of issues fire emoji 100 emoji
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raising my son on a strict media diet of Portal, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, and Mythbusters in an attempt to resurrect the extinct species Pre-Gamergate Smug Nerd Boy
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a cat is already a baby. a kitten is a baby cat, ergo a baby baby, more concentrated amount of baby. and it's smaller which adds to the baby density. cats are designed to be babies; they lie around the house and scream for food and need attention and are a good large baby size.
many dogs are bigger which decrease their baby density, and some of them have jobs which decrements from their baby qualities, which is why dogs are not quite as babyful as cats. a puppy is definitely a baby but it's not always a baby baby the way a kitten is.
babyness chart:
kitten -> puppy -> cat -> dog
do you understand?
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This is one of those true, declassified government things that always sounds made up but one of the things Henry Kissinger did with his career was use the CIA to help turn small, prosperous socialist nations into fascist dictatorships just to keep those nations powerless and possibly to keep socialist systems *looking* doomed and futile to the American public, like maybe just to scare Americans out of demanding better infrastructure or universal income. Yes it sounds like an insane conspiracy theory a maniac would invent. It also happened multiple times and several generations of people around the world are still living in misery because of it.
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my academic article getting looked at by faggots call that getting queer reviewed
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I like to think Azusa has one-sided beef with Stein
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I like how this one is glowing like a powerful magic tome
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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.
Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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In light of some of the many things happening across the world this year, I thought this Pride Month needed a special illustration.
Happy Pride Month, may we all stay safe, look after each other, and keep painting our rainbows, no matter what. 🌈🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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