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WHAT WOULD YOU DO IF WHEN YOU OKAY SO HE SAID YES WOULD GO?

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I always think about how Pedro said he could get along with anyone but that doesn’t mean he likes them….

bb boi really gave himself away with that one and i for one love him for it

go off king be your aries self

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Dakota's joke about setting up Pedro with Dorothy in that Bustle interview made me go "hmmmmm," but I hope it was a random choice and not deliberate on her part because otherwise it'd be shitty of her out Pedro that way when he obviously doesn't want to label himself. Then again, Ellen ...

dakota was a queen for her takedown of ellen

the dorothy thing i think is funny af

pedro is so out and proud and only the weirdos that write RP stories about him on here are in denial thinking submission and pleasing is in regards to women

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https://x.com/djnewsbra/status/1925175684780917051?s=46

Their teams met up at Cannes and with Lux too so I think they’re actually friends, but play up the closeness like Reynolds and Gyllenhaal for that one promo tour. There’s no way if they’re actually close that Dakota would ask if he had BO or the only tidbit about their friendship is the one time he borrowed her sweater. It’s all just press talking points.

i think ppl don't get that actors are still acting in press conferences, in instagram posts, in photos from cannes they are getting paid to do this. pedro is not like that in private as much as he wants ppl to think he is. dakota isn't. chris isn't. if celebs were they would be cancelled

they bank on you being into their dynamic or relationship or faux whatever. they do it because it drives ticket sales and ppl talk about the celebs the move gets more press and on and on

the reason these press things exist is to drum up interest (see also the two that played penelope featherington and one of the bridgerton bros b/c they played up that shit hard and he had a gf the whole time that didn't publicly launch until season 3 was premiered.)

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It's pretty funny how people are saying you have no life when they are the ones coming at you like their life depends on it.

Why are they so mad? Why do they care so much that they feel the need to call you a cent? Seems like they live for this shit. If they had a life they wouldn't give a shit about this blog and it wouldn't be affecting them.

They're acting like a weird gross fanfic cult 🤮 I guess they gotta get their dopamine hit somehow 🤷‍♀️

honestly i think its b/c i hit a nerve because

he has been annoying as fuck lately

he does look like a lollipop head

and b/c they can't handle the truth they are crashing out

but the more they do the more i laugh b/c at the end of the day its just not that serious

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Oh I know his preference but I thought it was a weird comment! What I know is hard launch means launching a relationship publicly, so what did the friend mean there do you think?

In other news Dakota ships him with Dorothy from Wizard of Oz, and Wednesday Addams x Chris Evans. I think that says a lot too!

it means they are trying to stir up interest in a shitty fucking movie.

same with jennifer aniston. you think they're dating?

nah they get pr ppl to set shit up.

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If this is what you do with your life, you have a sad, sad existence. I pity you.

i do other things with my life bae otherwise i would be sitting around posting comments like this to a shitposting blog that clearly lives rent free in your head.

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Do you think if Harry wasn’t played by Pedro , there would be so much talk about how dakotas character should’ve have chosen him.

yes if the character had similar charisma. pedro exudes sweet teddybear energy. other actors give that vibe. stick them in a tux and say sweet shit and i guarantee panties will drop

the prob is that CS didn't write any chemistry for DK and CE. they have shitty depressing flashbacks and no good ones so why would we root for either of them?

its fine. Harry C is back on the market and im finna to fake fuck him

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pour some out for broad thick pedro who looked like he could break you in half (in a good way). he should have stopped the ozempic at christmastime, in the pics from mexico he looked fit but still solid and beefy and not this skinny guy with that same face they all get 😭

i never left gladiator II. i mean i did because the movie was dogshit but mentally, i never left acacius. i love you marcus, save me from your skinny doppleganger

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It’s not that serious…. he’s just a man…. blog dedicated to one man, no variety, babe.. clearly it’s a little serious in your case

yea

seriously funny

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can u pls spill who was his boyfriend while filming lou? was it the writer dude sebastian?

i signed an nda so i am unable to provide more information. all i can say is that it was a dude.

waiting for the pitchforks and taylor swift girlies to tell me i'm a lying bitch

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WHY does he wear those stupid fucking glasses? The frames are so thick!

so thicc he can see into the future . . . and yet he still made eddington.

cue: he can't keep getting away with this sound

doesn't he have stylists? who is allowing this?

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The Jean shirt interview haunts me bc he unfortunately says some zingers during it and so it’s shared a lot and ppl are like THIS is the man you are thirsting after?!! Yes I am ok his stylist did him so dirty that day 😭 buttoned up to the TOP

i will never understand why his pr person approved this

truly it is appalling

i can smell him through the screen

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Dakota’s close friend and stylist commented “hard launch” on the Materialists Girl shirt post

bb i'm gonna hold your hand when i say this

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Hi! I won't lie, I do love Pedro Pascal but your content really did help me come back down to Earth and rethink some of the shit he says and does. At the end of the day, it really isn't that serious and he is just a man.

Appreciate it ❤️ (the BPD gets me hooked on people incredibly quick but I'm working on it - gotta find that healthy balance) look after yourself! 🫶🏻

hello my sweet sweet BPD girlie pop (affectionate)

i used to love him but now its like he's trying to repulse i dont know what the fuck he's on right now but its a LOT

but yeah its good to remember celebs in general are just grown up theatre kids who seek validation and make obsccene amounts of money so they don't often live in reality. they aint the kind of ppl to put your idolatry on

especially one who looks and acts like a muppet

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Here for 2023 Pedro!!!!!! 🙌🏽

save me thicc pedro save meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee from your ozempic future self

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https://www.tumblr.com/ladyrebellion/786573305528418304/i-kinda-agree-pedro-is-another-level-when-it

Was Dakota really terrible in the movie? 😭

yes.

but its not her fault, i really think she can act in serious roles. these cutesy romantic ones are just not her forte

but pedro is extremely fuckable in it... until the last scene with him.