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Trauma survivors on tv: (beautifully broken, delivers tearful speech on their traumas, hug it out)

Me: (describes abusive event and laughs) BOY THAT SURE WAS FUCKED UP

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I really cannot get over this cats fucking face it’s so round and conveying an emotion that I simply am not equipped to understand

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Skyrim in Real Life

by @JinnKid

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we make eye contact and i connect to the wifi in your brain and i delete half of your memories and make you left handed

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you wanna hear a very very daring out there opinion??

I think a lot of straight people don't want kids, but have them bc thats what they're expected to do. they don't actually care about having kids, they have no true desire for parenthood, but they still have kids. they have kids by default, bc all around them they're surrounded by peers and family and media telling them kids are the next logical step in a relationship.

... and don't get me wrong, im not saying all straight ppl are like that. plenty of em wanna genuinely be a supportive parent and raise a child. I'm just saying that a lot of straight ppl don't see having kids as an option, totally not required, but rather as a thing all ppl will eventually do in life.

I will never forget that twitter post saying 'I won't be friends with my future kids, I will not be spending my free time on them. they will call me sir and do their tasks until they're 18 and then they're on their own' and it's so mind boggling bc did this person ever consider..... just not having kids??? at all?? ur free to not procreate and just live ur life carefree without kids to neglect?

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It belongs in a museum,I think

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what is wrong with americans

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it is constantly amazing and terrifying to me the amount of propaganda that is necessary in order to sustain capitalism

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im surrounded by himbos

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façade was literally the funniest game imaginable, no more games should even try to be funny because it just isn't worth it, they can't compare. nothing will ever be funnier than entering trip and graces' house and grace saying "So how have you been, John?" and you replying "bug ass" and them giving you possibly the most expressive stares of horror before firmly asking you to leave

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I don’t get these posts that go like “part of me wants to be a hot girl at the bar and the other part of me wants to read and sip tea in a bookstore”

like you can wear red lipstick and a leather jacket and sip tea and dance in the rain and go to the gym and curl up in bed and get turnt the fuck up and go to church

you can literally have it all sis

the world is yours

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