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TMI but I just took an everything shower and HOLY SHIT I feel so completely clean and amazing I shaved 馃槏 (not that women have to shave to be clean I just didn't feel clean) omfg my legs are soooooo smooth
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So the theme for my birthday part which is in 6 months (I like to plan early) is survival horror/"where's my wife at" and I was looking on Pinterest for inspo
This is what my dude Alan was going through 馃様

I'm not even scared of the dark but this, THIS! would've sent me into a coma
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Just want to apologize to my buddy Alan Wake for yelling every time he needed to stop running to breath. Me too girl shit man I'd have to stop to breath every other second. This man is a crazy, no good sleep, running for hours, taking INSANE amounts of damage. Idk how bro didn't just break down and sob
But at least it's dark? But like that's a bad thing, but it's NOT hot!!! Imagine having to do all that and it be hot out! HORRIBLE! Just had to walk 30 minutes home its 8am why tf is it 75 degrees out??? Fuck global warming man
#alan wake remastered#alan wake#sorry man#yea bru take a breath#at least its not hot out#global warming sucks#its sooo bad#i can't wait to move out and go somewhere cold and gloomy#i crave cold and gloomy#maybe it hot actually#idk man
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Y'all telling me you don't want this man 50 different ways? Upside down, side ways, like holy shit where's the fan fiction!???

#alan wakes american nightmare#mr scratch#mr FREAK 馃憛馃憛馃憛#WHERE THE FICS#alan wake#i WOULD write my own but theres something about reading your own work that is just ehhh
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Playing Alan Wake's American Nightmare has really put it in perspective for me what this man is going through cause FUCK YOU MEAN I GOTTA DO IT AGAIN NOOOOOO NOT AGAIN BROTHERRRRRR
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I've been working for months, it's my first job, minimum wage. So it's like fast food and I'm on my feet all day. You'd think id be used to it, yknow I lve been to the zoo or amusement parks. So it's not like I haven't walked for extended amounts of time but omfg my feet hurt so badly. It's like never ending pain, my job and my feet are in an abusive relationship and I'm the child that suffers cause of it.
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I love this stupid lil freak (Mr Scratch AWAN) but ew he reminds me of Patrick Bateman
This guy is such a freak 馃槶馃槶馃槶 why is he going over weapons DISMEMBERINGS? What the helly
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I usually come to Tumblr for my fics but apparently no one likes Alan Wake in the way I do 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
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Glenn Arias, totally bad guy but tbh girl me too. I would be soooooooo pissed if I lost the person I loved like that.
Side note: I love Rebecca, ALSO I have seen this movie at least a hundred times.
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I was playing 'Alan Wake's American Nightmare' and then my internet went out, so now I'm watching Resident Evil Vendetta. Cause I got it on DVD and DVDs work without Internet 馃槏
#alan wake#alan wakes american nightmare#resident evil#resident evil vendetta#no internet 鈽癸笍鈽癸笍鈽癸笍#this is why i have dvds you losers#same for cds
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FYM RESIDENT EVIL, OUTLAST, ALAN WAKE THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY!???
Multi fandom slut brooooo, no cause I can't pick and I have some great fucking ideas
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Shout out to Max Keenan, at least he came back 馃槶馃槶馃槶
Unlike my dad
"I'm here for you, and a lot of dads aren't." - Absolute icon s3 e8
#bones tv#temprance brennan#max keenan#fathers day#i have a dead beat dad but at least temprances dad came back
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THOMAS ZANE MENTION? I actually don't know whats going on I think my home girl Jesse Faden mentions him in Control. Also I think we see him, holy shit where's my boy Emil
OMG HE LIKE WROTE POETRY AND THIS IS WHAT IS MENTIONED IN CONTROL BECAUSE JESSE LIKED HIM BUT NO ONE COULD FIND ANYTHING HE WROTE
#alan wake game#alan wake remastered#control#control game#alan wake#jesse faden#thomas zane#emil hartman
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Alan Wake Remastered might be one of the best things ive played. Now I haven't played the original but I have played Control so I understand the way to play even though it's soooooooo unconventional. I still fucking love this shit and the end of the episodes. Dude the song at the end of ep2 such a banger
I'm on 3 now and FBI agent 馃え sounds fishy. Omgggg where is my WIFEEEEEE! Also tbh he pmo cause why he Alan Wake such an ass.
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Supposed to be doing math, NAHHHH I was working on my Outlast Trials OC
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Stranger Things S1 e1-5 RANT
Spoilers ig
Poor El 馃様
Why don't we all just TEAM UP
TELL YOUR GOD DAMN PARENTSSSSSSSSSS
JUST LIKE TALK TO EACH OTHER STOP BEING STUPIDDDDD
I know they're little boys but JESUS FUCKING CHRIST this girl has obvious trauma and don't even get me started on Lucas TS PMO
Gives home girl a BREAAAAAK!!! We finally were getting somewhere but THEN these idiots start fighting WHY CAN NO ONE JUST GET ALONG
"What was that!?" IDFK NANCY BUT I SURE AS HELL WOULDN'T BE STICKING AROUND TO FIND OUT.
WHY IS SHE GOING IN 馃槹 HELLLL NO!? WHY GIRL? NO WAY IN HELL ARE YOU EVERRR CATCHING ME DOING THAT
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OMFG SOMEONE TELL MY GIRL JOYCE THAT SHE'S NOT CRAZY!!! YALL KNOW SHIT TELL HER 馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
HIS BODY IS FAKE IT'S NOT HIM BROTHERRRRR
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