practicing-oncology

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a thousand teeth (and yours among them) by itooaminthisepisode/silasthylacine (10k, T)

'He just takes in the sight of House, loose and pliant and beautiful despite the pain he’s in - the glazed look in his eyes, the way his mouth drops open, the way he presses his nose into Wilson’s palm. The way he digs his teeth into Wilson’s skin. “Ow!” he yelps, quickly withdrawing his hand as the tender mood vanishes without a trace. “What the hell was that for?”' or: Sometimes, when House gets too overwhelmed by his emotions, he gets a little bitey. This is five times House bites Wilson, and one time Wilson finally bites him back.

Tropes: Getting Together, Domestic Fluff, 5+1, Fluff, Gay!Wilson, Bi!House, OG Ducklings Era

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ok, there's a famous meme in brazil about house md and i don't know if there is an english version for this meme, so i'll try to translate as best i can:

every episode of house md is like

> the patient arrives the hospital.

> the patient is a prostitute or a religious fanatic.

> dr. house attends the patient. she's very sick.

“dr. house, we don't know what to do!! she's bleeding from her eyes!!”

“do the exams, you idiot”

> dr. house will talk with the patient.

“you're stupid. fuck you.”

“dr. house, i hate youuu!! please heal meeee!!”

> cameron, chase and foreman come back to the room.

“dr. house, all the exams were negative. she's gonna die in 2 hours if we do nothing!! will be game over for her.”

“hmmm... game over... oh, there's a gameboy in her ass, that's the problem!”

“dr. house, you're an idiot, but we will check if there really is a gameboy in her ass.”

> they found the gameboy in her ass.

“oh my god, dr. house!! you were right. how did you know that?”

“the gameboys pikachu edition released in 1997 had an iodine-based battery, which if inserted in the butt makes your eyes bleed”

> the patient, cured, enters in the room.

“i was wrong about you, dr. house”

“fuck you, you're a whore! life is pain!!”

> dr. house go to lunch and flirt with dr. wilson <3

> the end.

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Well, you got your wish. But I am not spending my time scrolling on tumblr, I am going to sleep!

@practicing-oncology hurry up and get back here. It’s boring.

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is that a vicodin bottle shaped bulge in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? 🤔

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The best bed

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unstoppable force meet immovable object blah blah blah. whatever they said i don't care . Here's this

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And… Why would we be faking it at all for ourselves? There’s no benefits.

Hey, what are the chances we’re just faking all this? Remind me again.

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Stupid thing 3: Allowing any of this thinking to go on, though I suppose it’s not fully his fault…

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You know the answer, House. Pretty much all of us have done this at some point, whether by ourselves, or with other people.

Hey, what are the chances we’re just faking all this? Remind me again.

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they dont make queer bait like they used to anymore

hopefully selling these as a print/sticker at kaigacon melbourne in feb!! 🩺

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I love my wife and his stupid diabetic cat

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And of course, the only logical next step is to log onto social media and post about it.

This is Hell. Where I’m at right now? Hell. Never ask anything of me again.

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House stupid thing number 2: He’s sitting there again just reblogging a bunch of things.

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Trying to have a better sleep schedule than you make us have.

Stupid thing 1, waiting til the last minute to actually do the assignment.

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Stupid thing 1, waiting til the last minute to actually do the assignment.

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Askbox for asks (Always open), Submission tab to submit posts. Unless you’re House. (@iwenttomedschoolforthis) I’d block you if I could. Chase: (@medical-malpractice-wombat)

Not an rp blog, but feel free to act as if this were one! I don’t mind. :)

Might give updates on the stupid things House does.

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Yes I know, I was there when you set up my blog. It was ME setting up my blog?

@practicing-oncology I set up our blogs for us. :)