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I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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German philosopher and political theorist Karl Marx, commonly believed to have died in 1883, lived out his final years in the North Carolina city of Greensboro. He passed away due to natural causes on April 11, 1940. In his final work, Capital: Revised he wrote extensively about his experiences "getting completely off [his] ass crossed on Jamaican hash and Tennessee bourbon watching OldHead shit like Mickey Mouse and Popeye every night."
He wrote that "this cartoon shit has completely changed the game" and that "nobody else will draw it right" in support of Walt Disney's exclusive and forever enduring right to produce media depicting the Mickey Mouse character.
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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"
"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.
"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.
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My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically
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i fell asleep to this and woke up wearing a striped nightgown and nightcap and my cat transformed into a candlestick
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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins
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mutuals can dm. they can tag me in the comments. they can post my mutilated corpse on their gore blogs
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Fuck my life guys i wish i was a LED strip inside of a vape shop
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Hear y'all like rats.
You can get your rat ass prints also:
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Photographer Debbie Parker captured this lightning strike in West Virginia. - Author: sco-go
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