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i’m not saying i’m Beyonce i’m just saying you’ve never seen us in the same room together
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If you think Nicki is voting for Romney we might need to send you back to the 6th grade.
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pros to being a jellyfish
ur cute n beautiful
you never have to go to college
ur parents dont judge u
ur allowed 2 be sassy dont get near my tentacles silly boys ill kill you
whats a gender
u just look amazing and float around all day wooooo
cons to being a jellyfish
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erotic horse fanfiction
fifty shades of neigh
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A moment of silence for every actor that has played a parent on Disney Channel.
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I just realized that this movie is about a kid who has a dead mom and tries to bring her back through human transmutation, but fails, and creates a homunculus

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imagine lying on the backs of 1,000 corgis, as they gracefully carry you across the water, whispering ancient melodies
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I dislike Taylor swift and I’m not even apologetic about it at all
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