Excuse me. I am hopeless, I am bisexual, I have ADHD, I'm new in town. And that's the most dramatic thing I've said in this description.
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One thing I’ve noticed about AI users is that they are completely repulsed by the notion of feeling bad or frustrated for even the slightest moment
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Fuck, I'm going in the Air Force soon, what am I gonna do when they station me in Italy? I can't learn 126 different ways to say every word. I'd come outta there talking like Il dizionario Merriam-Webster
i love it when italians argue about italian. like we don’t even know how our language really works we just roll with it
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really not sure when it happened or why but personally I'm pissed that the queer community at large seems to have given up ground on the "people with penises/vulvas/testes/ovaries" language to sex & gender essentialists in exchange for the much less precise, much more demeaning "AGAB" language.
is it because you're scared of the word vulva? of acknowledging out loud that some people have penises? of recognising that many many people, including but certainly not limited to trans people, have mixed sex characteristics that cannot be accurately summarised by "afab/amab" as shorthand for "female/male"?
"in [GENITAL RELATED] situation AFABs will need to do X and AMABs will need to do Y" there are "afabs" with penises and "amabs" with vulvas. Saying this shit makes you look so unserious & honestly transphobic (given the ongoing erasure of post-op trans people within broader community). Intersex people and GRS have both existed for long enough (fucking forever and, decades, respectively) that we should well past making this basic fucking mistake.
quit referring to people by a vague & often violent event that happened at their birth as though it defines ANYTHING about how they & their body currently operate, and start using precise language so you at least look like you know what you're fucking talking about.
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Hottest boy/girl/cat/whateverthefuckyouwantmetobe right here, bitchesssssssssss!
hot girls have mental disorders and sleep with plushies
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Nice people make the best Nazis. Be mean, be tough, have a fascist tooth/skull collection.
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i was looking up synonyms for tired and seeing these two next to each other gave me whiplash

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I fuckin' forgot I watched this in 7th grade English class. How the fuck do so many Tumblr users know about this?! I keep thinking everyone on this site is, like, a millennial or younger and then you reference a movie from the 1950s and I'm like, "okay, are they old, or did they also watch this in 7th grade English, or did they watch it with their parents, or what?"
I know someone's gonna bully me about this, so who's gonna make this hole my grave?
"kung pow penis," a phrase commonly used in reblogs to indicate utter disdain for OP, has twelve letters, each of which (traditionally) must be supplied by a different user. the unanimity of disdain indicated by these twelve unrelated users has strong parallels to the requirement of unanimity for a jury—also traditionally of twelve—to arrive at a verdict. in this essay i will
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does anyone have any more posts in this style? I'm making a collection
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The real thing with ADHD is not "I forgot", but that forgetting is this ongoing process. I remembered! And then I forgot.
At ten this (hypothetical) morning I remembered that I have a meeting at six. And then from 11 through 3 I worked on other stuff and had zero thoughts about that meeting. Maybe even thought about what I was gonna do with my evening at home. Got attached to the idea of taking the time to make a good dinner, maybe play some video games.
And then at three I said, "Oh! Fuck!" and remembered again, hopefully long enough to set an alarm. And then I went to the bathroom and remembered that I need to clean the counter and spent twenty minutes cleaning the bathroom and went to get a snack and then at five I said, "OH! FUCK!" and had to scramble to dress like a real adult and get out the door.
It isn't one clean forgetting. It's a constant process of forgetting and then, with an exhausting adrenaline spike, remembering. And then forgetting. Baby, I can forget the same thing more times in a day than you ever forgot your parents' anniversary.
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saw this on my dash and immediately knew what i had to do
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