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Oh so he’s doing eugenics now

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stop reblogging butch and femme Matthew Lillard

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Boomerang arrow 🪃

Hawkeye #3 (2012)

Hawkeye (2021)

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“The big learning is that if you want to kill someone, you can kill them. It’s really scary but true,” said the executive, who spoke on the condition of anonymity. “It seems crazy that we’re just figuring this out.”

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get his ass

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Sabrina the Teenage Witch – 3.15: Sabrina and the Pirates

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few things more humbling than the realization that you really do write the same fic(s) over and over again

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As an adult you must cultivate the skill of “Gross! Oh, well. Not my business.”

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"Guy" and "man" have different connotations with adjectival nouns. Like "tree guy" = arborist but "tree man" = he lives in a tree, or maybe he is a tree.

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it should be illegal to take a nap and still have a headache when you wake up. like no i shut it off and back on again why are you still here

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My pretty baby boy Otter(cat) is napping in my lap while his 5 month old son takes a nap in his kennel otherwise they would still be wrestling all over my room.

you! the person reading this! please tell me one good thing that happened to you today

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Tony: Hey no more coffee for you, it'll stunt your growth

Peter: Respectfully Mr. Stark I don't think I'll take your advice for being healthy

Tony: Young man when I was your age-

Peter: You were doing cocaine to fuel your lab binges

Tony: What? No... who told you that

Peter: Rhodey

Tony: Shit

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The Legend Of SWORD DOG

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at least they keep falling in love in every universe on ao3