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just a heads up if i ever act dumb i’m joking. i’m 100% smart and know literally everything
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"Sometimes things just look like vibrators and theres nothing you can do about it!"
@thirdevil
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#☢▸⟨ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ⟩ | [ musings ]#☢▸⟨ ɪ ᴡɪʟʟ ʙᴇ ᴄʜᴀꜱɪɴɢ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴀʀʟɪɢʜᴛ ᴜɴᴛɪʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇɴᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴍʏ ʟɪꜰᴇ ⟩ | [ s; otriaprima ]#☢▸⟨ ᴛʜɪꜱ ᴡᴏʀʟᴅ ɪꜱ ꜱᴄʀᴇᴀᴍɪɴɢ; ʙᴜᴛ ɪ ᴏɴʟʏ ʜᴇᴀʀ ʏᴏᴜʀ ᴠᴏɪᴄᴇ ᴡʜɪꜱᴘᴇʀɪɴɢ ᴄʀʏꜱᴛᴀʟ ᴄʟᴇᴀʀ ⟩ | [ s; jaegercoded ]#THIS IS A NEWMANN MOOD
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I haven’t been here bc webby and cla/ire de//aring have been most Active for me??? like newt’s still a thing but he’s. napping idk. im gonna make a blog for at least one if not both.
#☢▸⟨ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴄᴜᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʀʙʟᴇ; ꜱᴍᴏᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ ⟩ | [ ooc ]#ill post them here when i do??
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woof ig tumblr punishes me for not being active by making me unfollow ppl??? alright then
#ifwe're like friends and im suddenly not following you#please let me know#☢▸⟨ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴄᴜᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʀʙʟᴇ; ꜱᴍᴏᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ ⟩ | [ ooc ]
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give me a yeah, you’re dating my best friend but i fuck you better thread
and a my parents hate you so im going to sneak you in at night for quiet sexy time thread
or a wow sexual tension is totally there but were both chicken shit thread
also give me a you’re really innocent and i find that hot as fuck so let me taint you thread
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The fucking lack of empathy you demons have is staggering YES fictional ships are fictional which is why it's even more disgusting that you're saying to real human beings that have suffered trauma "sorry for what happened to you but can you hurry up and get over it? You're inconveniencing me and my fictional ships"
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Stop putting this shit on my dash or catch this block lmao sometimes fictional ships cause real harm!!! Stop making ch*ld p*rn and ~sexy abuse fantasies~ and then throwing public tantrums demanding that you not be denied the right to jack it to whatever filth you want, you freaks
This just in
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WARNING!!!!! do NOT love me!!!! i am a huge disappointment!!’!!?
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ok i havent done anything ic in like weeks im SO SORRY ABOUT THAT but i need to share this thing that owen @strikerranger fucken said to me so maybe someone can tell me wtf im supposed to take away from it.
“You're like jelly. Someone can try not to like you, but then you get all sticky, and before you know it, it's in your eyebrows and there's and odd jelly like stain all over your shirt.”
I??????????? did he mean??? that i grow on people????? DO I GET IN YALLS’ EYEBROWS????? WHAT DOES THIS M
#on this week's episode of 'my boyfriend is an incomprehensible dork and it brings me joy every day: this.'#☢▸⟨ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴄᴜᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʀʙʟᴇ; ꜱᴍᴏᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ ⟩ | [ ooc ]
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those are bold words for someone in stabbing range
#newt says shit like this if u irritate him in the lab surrohnded by sharp objects#coufh hERMANN COUGH#☢▸⟨ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ⟩ | [ musings ]
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It’s odd, isn’t it? People die every day and the world goes on like nothing happened. But when it’s a person you love, you think everyone should stop and take notice. That they ought to cry and light candles and tell you that you’re not alone.
Kristina McMorris, Letters From Home (via survivingsiblingsuicide)
#louie tbt.#louie dies verse tbt.#☢▸⟨ ᴀɴᴅ ʙʏ ᴀʟʟ ᴀᴄᴄᴏᴜɴᴛꜱ ʏᴏᴜ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ꜱʜᴏᴜʟᴅ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ᴅɪᴇᴅ ⟩ | [ musings ]
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numbness isn’t always necessarily the ABSENCE of feeling—when your foot falls asleep, attempting to move it brings SHARP, STABBING pain until you are once again at rest. his whole body feels this way now; his chest only just barely rises and falls, only a mirror under his nose would make clear he’s still BREATHING.
it’s best to be still. don’t move, and the pain won’t come.
❝—…❞
his lips part to speak, and that HOT KNIFE feeling hits him right in the stomach, creeping up his throat and he thinks better of it, pressing them firmly together again to keep from spitting up bile.
#hey reminder this is an open set after louie dies lmao (:#izaak keeps putting the death post on my dash SO..........#☢▸⟨ ᴛʜᴇʀᴇ'ꜱ ᴄʟᴀᴡ ᴍᴀʀᴋꜱ ᴜᴘ ʏᴏᴜʀ ꜱᴘɪɴᴇ; ɪᴛ ʜᴀᴘᴘᴇɴꜱ ᴀʟʟ ᴛʜᴇ ᴛɪᴍᴇ ⟩ | [ open starters ]
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oof oof oof oof oof
#when u forget to utilize ur blacklist#oooooooooof ouch#☢▸⟨ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴄᴜᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʀʙʟᴇ; ꜱᴍᴏᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ ⟩ | [ ooc ]
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Pacific Rim (2013) Deleted Scene
#☢▸⟨ ᴏɴ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴇᴀᴅʏ ᴅɪᴇᴛ ᴏꜰ ꜱᴏᴅᴀ ᴘᴏᴘ ᴀɴᴅ ʀɪᴛᴀʟɪɴ ⟩ | [ newt ]#☢▸⟨ ᴏʜ; ᴡᴇ ꜰɪɢʜᴛ ʟɪᴋᴇ ʜᴇʟʟ'ꜱ ᴀɴɢᴇʟꜱ ᴀᴛ ᴛʜᴇ ᴠᴀᴛɪᴄᴀɴ ⟩ | [ hermann ]
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so idk when this became a ducktales blog but basically louie has become super importnat??? to my newt??? which is. interesting.
#is this blog a laughing stock in the PR fandom? im pretty sure yes#but its fine#☢▸⟨ ɪ'ᴍ ᴀ ᴘʀɪɴᴄᴇꜱꜱ ᴄᴜᴛ ꜰʀᴏᴍ ᴍᴀʀʙʟᴇ; ꜱᴍᴏᴏᴛʜᴇʀ ᴛʜᴀɴ ᴀ ꜱᴛᴏʀᴍ ⟩ | [ ooc ]
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