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please stop telling me how full you are..

i'm going feral

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-prey wants to be eaten by a pred

-begins to panic and scream when the digestion really kicks in

"Shhh... you're doing great."

oh my GOD those type of phrases drive me wild.. better hope your pred has a strong digestive system that can break you down quickly! otherwise you might find yourself trying to back out last moment. you HAVE to become a part of them now.

"You're almost there.."

"Just a little longer and it'll all be over."

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I love when prey goes down smoothly.

Swallowed as easily as drinking water, a bulge slowly sliding down your throat until no longer visible.

C'mere and I can demonstrate ;)

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Brushie brushie

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Did you know leashes are super fun to use when swallowing someone alive?

ESPECIALLY if you like the squirming..

Here's some of my tips:

- TIGHTLY affix your collar or chain, the harder to remove the better. Consider locks!

- Experiment with swallowing the leash by itself to get used to the feeling. It can be uncomfortable to have one hanging from your maw! You should also take note of the materials; rougher textures may feel fine going down but can irritate you after a lot of rubbing against your sensitive insides.

Now for the fun!

-It's to be expected your prey might start falling asleep from the swelteringly hot enviornment. You an easily remedy this by giving the leash a quick tug.

Make them WRITHE in your gut.

-Your throat muscles are powerful! It may be hard to tug on it if you're a newer pred who has trouble relaxing their throat muscles. Try tilting your head back to open up your esophagus. Make SURE to keep a grip on the leash so you don't lose it.

-Prey manages to take their collar off? Tell them if they put it back on you'll pull them out of your gut! They have nothing left to lose at this point, so most prey will agree, out of desperation. Pull them up as far as you'd like- maybe even giving them a glance of the outside world...

...before swallowing them down once more <3

This is guarenteed to get a reaction out of your meal. Just be careful if you have a sensitive stomach! Oftentimes the prey become overwhelmed with rage and thrash wildly.. which is to be expected when you're teased so ruthlessly~

-And don't worry! Getting that collar off can take a lot longer than you'd think! After that happens, there obviously isn't much you can do. Keep in mind, however, that they're in a pitch-black enviornment. Once they begin to blindly fidget with their restraint, they realize something.

EVERYTHING is slippery.

If they think their current situation is hopeless, wait until your ruthless stomach acid begins to do it's thing. Every movement becomes agonizingly painful. Each kick or punch splashes acid onto them, speeding up the process.

All this is to say, get creative when enjoying your food ;)

Just DONT swallow that leash.. it doesn't feel great coming out, trust me.

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huh?

sorry. wasn't listening, I was too busy staring at your tummy

imagining what's going on in there, what's happening to the coffee you just sipped or the chips you just ate. when we both go quiet I can occasionally hear a small gurgle that you don't even acknowledge.

why'd you have to wear a croptop today..

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I love drinking a lot of cool water and feeling it slosh around inside of me with every step I take.. if my stomach is empty it doesn't even take that much

even better is hot water/hot cocoa or coffee, where I like to imagine it's the soupy remains of my gf

Um.. stay hydrated <3

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see-through pred embarassed their friends can see their prey being squished by their organs..

or they can literally see a skull in their intestines and comment something like "oof, that looks like it hurts" and the pred's just red in the face

😵

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haiiiiii hey hi hai hello she will not eat you, she promises

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dreaming of a pred who's so unbelievably stuffed that each breath causes the contents in their gut to shift..

Maybe some "food" (unsuspecting bystander) gets pushed a little deeper into their intestines. Or maybe it only jostles an air bubble loose, sending it back up the pred's throat. But one thing's for sure, there's gonna be lots of gurgles <3

the pred wakes up later that night and rolls onto his side, only to let out a MASSIVE burp (due to totally forgetting they ate someone)

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i really want somebody to take a sharpie to my belly to trace out and label where all my organs would be

minor dni

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Sorry for the lack of posts.. I haven't been on my creative a-game lately

Fortunately, my girlfriend has threatened to eat me up if I don't do some writing soon. That's always a good motivator 😓

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Wrote this up real quick as a silly idea I had ;)

My gf is in training to be a police officer (since december!) and it drives me wild imagining a world where handling preds is a regular occurance for cops..

Just gotta be careful and remember the number one rule when dealing with preds:

NEVER assume they're full~

On March 18th, 2025, a NYPD deputy conducted a traffic stop on a 19 y/o woman going 63 in a posted 45mph zone. Here is a recollection of that shocking encounter.

The officer approaches the suspect's vehicle at 9:14pm.

"Hello miss, reason why I stopped you is-.."

The officer lets out an audible gasp, unmistakably caused by whatever he saw in her vehicle. His bodycam footage would later reveal the reason: the woman's large, human-shaped gut.

It's not uncommon for police officers to deal with well-fed predators, but it is unusual to see someone attempt to drive home with a belly full of prey. Due to the size limitations of cars, it's near impossible to drive home with a person crammed between you and the steering wheel. It's also near impossible to drive the speed limit when your prey is actively thrashing.

"I'm gonna need you to step out of the vehicle." he said, clearing his throat.

"What's the m- *urp* matter officer?" she said, giggling.

"I need to conduct some field predatory exercises." he said as she exited the vehicle, staggering a bit due to the weight of her gut. "Just to make sure you haven't eaten anyone today."

"Eat someone?" she gasped, doing a poor job of imitating shock. "I would never!"

The officer makes sure to take the woman's ID and insurance before leading her to the median to conduct the tests. His partner exits their police cruiser, approaching them to assist in the tests if needed.

"Alright, go ahead and open your mouth for me." the deputy instructed. She did as told, and the officer shined a flashlight into her mouth.

"Alright. Mind if I feel your stomach?"

"I guess."

The officer is seen putting on gloves, before feeling and pressing her stomach in different places. He pauses when he a faint movement can be seen in her stomach.

"It's just a gas bubble." she said, shrugging.

He stepped towards his vehicle and grabs a stethoscope, handing it to the female officer.

"Lots of excess drool." he muttered to his partner. "I could hear her stomach gurgle just standing near her, it was insane. Feeling around I definitely felt something move. I can't be sure what exactly it was."

"Alright ma'am, we're just going to take a listen to your stomach, ok?" the female officer said, crouching next to the suspect.

"Is this really necessary?" she asked with annoyance. "You're just going to hear the buffet I had earlier.. no screaming or anything."

"We just need to be sure ma'am." she said, setting the stethoscope against her skin. She listened for about 2 minutes before turning to speak to the deputy.

"Very wet sounds. A lot of activity near the small intestines. Definitely a lot of liquid in there. I heard something else, too? Something like bones cracking. Let's go ahead and put her under arr-MMPH!!"

The female officer's face was shoved into the suspect's mouth, her flailing kicks as she was hoisted into the air causing the deputy to fall backwards. As per New York policy, he reached for his taser. Firing during a devouring incident was too dangerous; you'd risk injuring whoever was inside too.

He fired his taser, but it didn't make contact. He cursed, scrambling to his feet and grabbing his partner's legs. The officer's waist was already past her lips. It was almost impossible to get someone out of a pred's stomach without surgery or nausea inducing substances. He had to work fast and make sure she didn't get completely eaten.

Plus, once she had finished swallowing her current prey, it would leave him as a target too.

He kicked her in the stomach, hard, causing her wheeze in pain. He flew forward as she slurped up his partner's legs, and in turn, his hands, which were still gripping her ankles.

"W-wait, stop!"

He managed to get one hand free, pushing against her chest. Once it was evident he couldn't escape her strong lips, he felt around for his radio, knocking his bodycam to the ground in the process. It would land face up in the grass, leaving the investigators who later discovered it able to view the two officer's last moments in vivid detail. The woman gripped the officer's arm as he fumbled with his radio, prying it away and shoving it into her mouth so she could continue swallowing him. Her stomach drooped lower and lower to the ground, the other officer still seen thrashing inside.

Deputy Sanderson could do little as he was swallowed alive by the person he had pulled over for a simple speeding ticket. He could be heard shouting, and eventually sobbing, as his entire body was squeezed into her stomach. She sat on the ground when she was finished, letting out a loud burp.

The two officers fought for space inside the stomach, no doubt sharing it with her previous meal as well. Whether that was a buffet like she claimed, or a live person like the officers suspected, they were now undoubtedly submerged in the swelteringly hot pool of half-digested slop.

"L-let us out NOW.. or you will be shot!" the female officer shouts.

"Oh how scary." she replied, laughing.

What she did next left the officers who were unfortunate enough to view the footage astonished, even nauseated. The woman placed both hands on her stomach and clenched, causing loud cracks and snaps, and most of all, screams.

With one final squeeze, her stomach contracted, reduced to a fraction of its previous size. She felt her stomach for a while, rubbing it gently. Then, 37 minutes since she was first stopped, she notices the body camera and picks it up, setting it on top of her stomach.

"You guys are gonna looove seeing this." she says to the camera. "Be careful about who you try sending after me.. I've been eating pigs for years~"

She burps, and the camera falls to the ground. Her car can be heard driving away after a few minutes, and the body camera remains in the grass until the devouring investigation team finds it half an hour later.

As of right now, that woman is still on the run. She has a warrant out for her arrest for 2 counts of devouring of a law enforcement officer, and 1 count of suspected devouring.

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Can't my tummy just stop gurgling ugh..

Laying in bed trying to get some sleep and it just won't. shut. up. It's not uncomfortable in any way, juuust annoying and bubbly enough to bother me.

Maybe a belly rub would help 🥵

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I love when prey put on perfume, especially if it's food scented like vanilla, or pumpkin~

You somehow made yourself even more appetizing, yet you're shocked I ate you? C'mon, you were just begging for it.

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stuff I LOVE to send down with my prey (part 1/?)

-Water-

Simple but delightful. Whether you need a quick way to make feisty prey settle down, or you just want to push your belly even farther behind it's capacity, water works wonders ;)

I reccomend you use warm water for a relaxing comfort that spreads through your whole body, amazing for those long after-meal naps. Cold water gives an interesting feeling too, just careful not to get brain freeze! It's also sure to make your prey wriggle from the sudden cold.

-Soup-

Maybe a controversial take, but my oh my do I love a warm belly full of soup. The added prey is the perfect substitution for chicken in a savory noodle soup ;)

Best of all, your stomach will do the mixing for you!

-Prey's belongings-

Ok, this isn't exactly food, but with a well-trained gullet, nothing's off MY plate ;3

There are many creative ways of messing with the prey using their junk. Their phone, their favorite stuffed animal, their goldfish (oops... how'd that get in there?) .. plenty of ways to make your prey SQUIRM ♥️ And don't worry, they won't need them anymore where they're heading!

I like to record my belly on their phone personally.. I swallow it down right after recording some loud gurgles, giving my prey the opportunity to see what they're doing to me. Most importantly, what they're going to become. Those bubbles of air they hear being squeezed through my intestines when they hit play will soon be churned through their remains instead. How exciting!

Oh, and don't worry about the prey making phone calls for help. If their phone manages to survive the slick environment long enough to dial 911, there's no way anyone would believe them. You're in someone's belly? Really? Have you had anything to drink today, miss?

Plus, a well trained pred's gut can emulsify any prey into nothing but mush, remains that can be easily disposed of with a simple flush. No evidence to find here.

Like if you'd like to hear some more tips from an experienced pred <3

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"I wanted to WATCH you eat someone, not BE eaten. LET ME OUT!"

"Um... voyeur? I hardly know her."

"I'M ACTUALLY MELTING!!"