pregnantteddy

[pregnantteddy]

my guardian angel wont stop jerking off to me

[pregnantteddy]

if u like enough of my posts you have to fuck me silly i dont make the rules

[pregnantteddy]

wags my tail or whatever

[pregnantteddy]

every tboy deserves to get fucked til he forgets he's an adult

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breastfeeding your kidnapper gets you into heaven

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technically you don’t have to hump and slap your dick against their face to get them all marked and dumb before you fuck them pregnant but you should

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You have to love the plushie. You have to grind on it and use it and cum all over its adorable little body, but you also have to kiss it and clean it up afterwards, ok?

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I saw somebody making fun of this on twitter and I want it so bad, I am not joking.

[pregnantteddy]

ummm wanna grind on his thigh while he whispers to me that i’m not ready for sex yet

[pregnantteddy]

yeah dude, she spent like 2 hours introducing me to her stuffed animals, even the ones she fucks.

[pregnantteddy]

Ah, to be the plush dog of some high-libido transfem who picked me to be her favorite... woofwoofwoof...

[pregnantteddy]

Imagine being a plushie and your owner starts getting more and more intimate with their cuddling. It starts small, maybe a little kiss here and there, or their hands wandering over your seams, but soon it evolves into them pressing your limp body tightly against theirs, rubbing their crotch against you. They start touching you like this regularly, almost every night, each time growing bolder. One day, after your fur is smeared with their fluids and your seams have begun to wear with use, they clean you up, give you a reassuring smooch on your embroidered nose, and then reach for a pair of scissors and a needle and thread. You're about to be repaired exactly to your masters' liking.

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Also as a reminder plushies should always hump other plushies too !!!!

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Im thinking about "dating" plushies again oh no.

🧸 Giving a good morning kiss to your "girlfriend" when you wake up, having cuddled with her all night before

🧸 Making sure to say goodby and love you when you leave, telling them exactly where you're going to be.

🧸 Bragging about how cute and attentive they are, politely saying that you're "taken" whenever a grown-up tries to flirt with you

🧸Introducing them to your "parents" (your mommy/daddy in a kink dynamic) nervously, hoping they hit it off

🧸Keeping track of your anniversary to your "true love" and never holding it against them that they never seem to remember your gift.

🧸Having to go through the motions of seduction to be allowed to hump your plushie partner

🧸Performing submissive acts on the stuffie, to show that you understand that THEY wear the pants in your relationship.

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Okay so I hate the internet and I hate the society that built it what do you mean the only content you people have is religious scriptures and kinkshaming when I google "marriage fetish"

[pregnantteddy]

i love the idea of fictional k9 and being the dog (im a therian) and stuff but some of the ppl on here have me genuinely worried theyre having sex with real dogs so im afraid to interact with a majority of them

[pregnantteddy]

Wanna go to Build-A-Bear and we can make you a new friend to hump?